Paint the town red

Date: 04-05-2010 11:57 am (15 years ago) | Author: deinma ephraim
- at 4-05-2010 11:57 AM (15 years ago)
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A man wlked into the embassy for visa to travell but was refused visa saing that the information given by his son and his own informaton are different. the man gets home and asks his son wat he told the embassy people that made them refuse him visa.
this is the following conversation that took place.
Dad: wat did u tell the embassy officers that made them refuse me visa?
Son:they asked me ur favorite colour
Dad: and wat did u tell them?
Son: I told them red
Dad: ok no problem. wat about my occupation?
Son: i told them ur a painter.
Dad: what? who told u am a painter?
Son cos  i always hear u telling ur friends that ur going to paint the town RED

Posted: at 4-05-2010 11:57 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- blesyn003 at 4-05-2010 11:59 AM (15 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 4-05-2010 11:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 4-05-2010 12:04 PM (15 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 4-05-2010 12:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wander at 4-05-2010 12:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: blesyn003 on  4-05-2010 11:59 AM
very funny

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......................................... cant stop laughin
Posted: at 4-05-2010 12:13 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- wander at 4-05-2010 12:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho............................................ cant stop.

this is good
Posted: at 4-05-2010 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- deguzman at 4-05-2010 12:42 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-05-2010 12:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 4-05-2010 01:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Bad pikin...funny
Posted: at 4-05-2010 01:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Mistura at 4-05-2010 01:42 PM (15 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 4-05-2010 01:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 4-05-2010 01:48 PM (15 years ago)
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passin
Posted: at 4-05-2010 01:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 4-05-2010 01:50 PM (15 years ago)
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come back deguzman
Posted: at 4-05-2010 01:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- plumpy at 4-05-2010 05:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Thank u guz am impressed with ur response
Posted: at 4-05-2010 05:58 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 4-05-2010 06:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: plumpy on  4-05-2010 05:58 PM
Thank u guz am impressed with ur response
i need a super microscope to check u out .... Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 4-05-2010 06:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 4-05-2010 06:27 PM (15 years ago)
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yeye coolguy

Posted: at 4-05-2010 06:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 4-05-2010 06:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  4-05-2010 06:27 PM
yeye coolguy

na so nahhhh  .... u no see the pics  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 4-05-2010 06:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 4-05-2010 11:42 PM (15 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 4-05-2010 11:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 5-05-2010 02:26 PM (15 years ago)
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huhuhuhuhuhuhu..........cant stop laughin
Posted: at 5-05-2010 02:26 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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