Sex vs Secs

Date: 06-05-2010 1:20 am (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
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An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “,Daddy, what is sex?”,

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the ‘birds and the bees’. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, “,Why did you ask this question?”,

The little girl replied, “,Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs.”,


Posted: at 6-05-2010 01:20 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- blesyn003 at 6-05-2010 06:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Hahaha,
Posted: at 6-05-2010 06:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- owen_io at 6-05-2010 10:24 AM (15 years ago)
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NA CALABAR MAN BI DAT
Posted: at 6-05-2010 10:24 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- quinzee4me at 6-05-2010 11:26 AM (15 years ago)
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misinformation
Posted: at 6-05-2010 11:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 6-05-2010 03:00 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 03:02 PM (15 years ago)
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idk
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- vantheo at 6-05-2010 03:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol

Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- vantheo at 6-05-2010 03:57 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol

Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 04:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on  6-05-2010 01:20 AM
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “,Daddy, what is sex?”,

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the ‘birds and the bees’. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, “,Why did you ask this question?”,

The little girl replied, “,Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs.”,

BUAHAHAHAHA
Posted: at 6-05-2010 04:10 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 6-05-2010 04:17 PM (15 years ago)
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thats funny
Posted: at 6-05-2010 04:17 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 04:22 PM (15 years ago)
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really funny
Posted: at 6-05-2010 04:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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