Police preacher

Date: 06-05-2010 8:35 am (15 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
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- at 6-05-2010 08:35 AM (15 years ago)
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HEY, POLICE DEY READ BIBLE!

On Lagos-Ibadan express road, a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V.

That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout 'stolen vehicle'! Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied, "Please, leave that pastor thing...in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it."

The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me". The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read; "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court.. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny."

The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just" one N100 to his newly found "preacher".
End of service!Praise God!!!"Go in peace and argue no more", said the OC.

 

Posted: at 6-05-2010 08:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- gbala_ at 6-05-2010 03:44 PM (15 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:44 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vantheo at 6-05-2010 03:49 PM (15 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 03:53 PM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 6-05-2010 03:58 PM (15 years ago)
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adaped from A.Y show all d same tight
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:58 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 04:02 PM (15 years ago)
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you be current Affair
Posted: at 6-05-2010 04:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 7-05-2010 07:05 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Don-ziggy on  6-05-2010 03:58 PM
adaped from A.Y show all d same tight
oshe menn...lol
Posted: at 7-05-2010 07:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 7-05-2010 09:27 AM (15 years ago)
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Good
Posted: at 7-05-2010 09:27 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 7-05-2010 12:29 PM (15 years ago)
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How good it is? How far Xter!
Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 7-05-2010 12:37 PM (15 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ikidi at 7-05-2010 12:59 PM (15 years ago)
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i love this
kudos!!!
Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:59 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- mrvoue at 7-05-2010 01:01 PM (15 years ago)
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yea mennn...tnx brov...abi u b police?
Posted: at 7-05-2010 01:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- desired at 7-05-2010 02:27 PM (15 years ago)
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GOOD JOB
Posted: at 7-05-2010 02:27 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 7-05-2010 03:29 PM (15 years ago)
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na blow job?
Posted: at 7-05-2010 03:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 7-05-2010 03:38 PM (15 years ago)
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ild lov to av one...can u give me?lol
Posted: at 7-05-2010 03:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- qunodinga at 7-05-2010 03:42 PM (15 years ago)
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@ poster i'm a very busy person.. when u summarize ur line u let me kw....brb
Posted: at 7-05-2010 03:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 7-05-2010 03:47 PM (15 years ago)
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d summary is ure too lazy to read...aw u cope 4 school sef?lol
Posted: at 7-05-2010 03:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- qunodinga at 7-05-2010 04:00 PM (15 years ago)
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go ask my lecturer.........
Posted: at 7-05-2010 04:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 7-05-2010 04:04 PM (15 years ago)
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OK...I will do just that when i am out of here
Posted: at 7-05-2010 04:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- qunodinga at 7-05-2010 04:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on  7-05-2010 04:04 PM
OK...I will do just that when i am out of here

dis not money matter. waka pass here
Posted: at 7-05-2010 04:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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