Mathematics Love

Date: 17-05-2010 4:20 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
- at 17-05-2010 04:20 PM (14 years ago)
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A very logical and somewhat cold calculating professor of mathematics sent this fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that now you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband,
Professor Malone
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When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
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Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.
Your Wife,

Posted: at 17-05-2010 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Andes at 17-05-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Cheii..
Correct family.
Posted: at 17-05-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 17-05-2010 09:37 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 17-05-2010 09:37 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prince316 at 17-05-2010 09:58 PM (14 years ago)
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ahahaha na  one one
Posted: at 17-05-2010 09:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 18-05-2010 06:31 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 18-05-2010 06:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 18-05-2010 07:02 AM (14 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 18-05-2010 07:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyondell at 18-05-2010 07:34 AM (14 years ago)
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first to do no dey pain....i like d man wife........ Grin Grin Tongue
Posted: at 18-05-2010 07:34 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- uni4ever at 18-05-2010 09:03 AM (14 years ago)
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d woman funny
Posted: at 18-05-2010 09:03 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Jumsynikky at 18-05-2010 09:29 AM (14 years ago)
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 Smiley ;)that's good.
Posted: at 18-05-2010 09:29 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- remmysandy at 18-05-2010 09:45 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm sharp woman
Posted: at 18-05-2010 09:45 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- irule at 18-05-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 18-05-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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