but the biggest [population wise]
state in the federation --- Lagos.
1. Lagos: "Give Us
Your Poor and
Weak, We Shall Rob
and Murder Them at
No Extra Cost To
You."
2. Niger: "The Home
of Dictators. Which
Other State Has
Two?"
3. Kano: "Shut-up, Niger, Have you
Forgotten Murtala Muhammed and
Sani Abacha?"
4. Ondo: "Boy, Where Have All Our
Bright Ones Gone?"
5. Ekiti: "Thank God, We Got All The
Bright Ones From Ondo During State
Creation."
6. Cross River: "Can Someone Tell
Us If We Are Nigerians or
Cameroonians?"
7. Ebonyi: "Damn It, Cross River,
Who Cares?"
8. Sokoto: "The Ajucation State."
9. Benue: "Home of the Brave
Ones. Remember Okar, Iyorshie &
Malu?"
10. Plateau: "We Once Shared The
Same State With The Brave Ones.
Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!? Hurray!!!"
11. Bayelsa: "Thank God for Odi,
Our Claim To Fame."
12. Kaduna: "Are There Really More
Christians Than Moslems in This
State? We Want A Recount."
13. Borno: "Does Anyone Know
How to Spell Boroonu? Please
Help?"
14. Kwara: "To Be Yorubas or
Hausas--That is The Question."
15. Akwa Ibom: "Our Women Are
The Best Lovers."
16. Jigawa: "Bring Those Sinning
Akwa Ibom Women & We Shall
Flog Them."
17. Zamfara: "Home of The One-
Armed Citizens."
18. Bauchi: "We Took Out The 'B' in
Biafra."
19. Enugu: "Watch Your Goro
Mouth, Bauchi?"
20. Ogun: "In The Words of Our
President--'Go To Hell'."
21. Oyo: "There Are Only Two
States in Nigeria--Oyo & Others. Ye-
whooooo!!!"
22. Edo: "How Many of Our Girls Did
They Deport From Italy Today?"
23. Delta: "Who Cares, Edo? We
Stopped Counting Years Ago When
We Became a Separate State.
Hehehehehe."
24. Imo: " 'I' for 'Igbo', 'M' for
'MASSOB' & 'O' for 'Ojukwu'.
Yeah!!!!"
25. Kebbi: "Come Drink in Our State.
We Don't Care. Just Don't Stagger
Into Zamfara."
26. Taraba: "We Almost Had Oil."
27. Abia: "Our Governor is More
Handsome Than Yours. Eat Your
Heart Out."
28. Adamawa: "Nun-Cents, We Are
The Edukayshion Slate. No Sokoto.
Tafur"
29. kogi: "We Love Our State So
Much That We Will Spell It for
You--'K' as in 'Cupboard', 'O' as in
'Nothing', 'G' as in 'Jesus' and 'I' as in
'Eyes'. Yeah!!!."
30. Nasarawa: "Kai, We Almost Had
Oil Too."
31. Anambra: "Okadigbo, Never
Heard of Him."
32. Yobe: "Our Claim To Fame:
Major Hamza El Mustapha."
33. Rivers: "Eat Oil, Sleep Oil, Drink
Oil Like Ogogoro."
34. Osun: "Are We Really A State?
We Are Confused?"
35. Gombe: "Zombie O' Zombie."
36. Katsina: "Leave Us Alone. We
Are Still Thinking of a Slogan. We
Are Slow Thinkers."
FCT--- Abuja: "The Centre of
Corruption."
Formed by the Naija Rooney Commentary (NRC)
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