The men approach

Date: 04-06-2010 2:14 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
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- at 4-06-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago)
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

The next day;

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

Posted: at 4-06-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- faithaina at 4-06-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa oooo
Posted: at 4-06-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- belindajustins at 5-06-2010 01:10 AM (14 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 5-06-2010 01:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 5-06-2010 02:12 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 5-06-2010 02:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- henex at 8-06-2010 03:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: belindajustins on  5-06-2010 01:10 AM
not funny
I would like to read from you somday Miss!! and see if ur joke would sound as funny as u look!!!
Posted: at 8-06-2010 03:39 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- quinzee4me at 8-06-2010 03:44 PM (14 years ago)
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henex dat wa harsh on belindajustins....the joke is touchy and emotional
Posted: at 8-06-2010 03:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 8-06-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago)
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funny henex.. no mind them
Posted: at 8-06-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- talkandsave at 8-06-2010 06:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: henex on  8-06-2010 03:39 PM
Quote from: belindajustins on  5-06-2010 01:10 AM
not funny
I would like to read from you somday Miss!! and see if ur joke would sound as funny as u look!!!
THAT WAS NOT NICE MAN.
BE KIND TO LADIES.
Posted: at 8-06-2010 06:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 8-06-2010 10:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: henex on  8-06-2010 03:39 PM
Quote from: belindajustins on  5-06-2010 01:10 AM
not funny
I would like to read from you somday Miss!! and see if ur joke would sound as funny as u look!!!

this guy is on point....
as funny as u look....ROTFL
Posted: at 8-06-2010 10:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 8-06-2010 11:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on  8-06-2010 10:25 PM
Quote from: henex on  8-06-2010 03:39 PM
Quote from: belindajustins on  5-06-2010 01:10 AM
not funny
I would like to read from you somday Miss!! and see if ur joke would sound as funny as u look!!!

this guy is on point....
as funny as u look....ROTFL
THE GUY WAS BEING RUDE TO THE YOUNG LADY.  I BELIEVE IN RESPECTING LADIES.
Posted: at 8-06-2010 11:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sekola4love at 9-06-2010 11:24 AM (14 years ago)
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NUS
Posted: at 9-06-2010 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 10-06-2010 02:23 AM (14 years ago)
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fear women
Posted: at 10-06-2010 02:23 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 10-06-2010 03:09 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 10-06-2010 02:23 AM
fear women
why?
Posted: at 10-06-2010 03:09 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- henex at 10-06-2010 09:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: talkandsave on 10-06-2010 03:09 AM
Quote from: federico on 10-06-2010 02:23 AM
fear women
why?

d fear of women is d begining of a longer life for men!! Cool
Posted: at 10-06-2010 09:56 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- henex at 10-06-2010 10:02 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: talkandsave on  8-06-2010 11:40 PM
Quote from: brizio on  8-06-2010 10:25 PM
Quote from: henex on  8-06-2010 03:39 PM
Quote from: belindajustins on  5-06-2010 01:10 AM
not funny
I would like to read from you somday Miss!! and see if ur joke would sound as funny as u look!!!

this guy is on point....
as funny as u look....ROTFL
THE GUY WAS BEING RUDE TO THE YOUNG LADY.  I BELIEVE IN RESPECTING LADIES.

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Which guy? which rude?- she no go give u her number ooo if na my joke u won use win her favour u don faill  Tongue!!
E-be like say u be women activist. u try!
Posted: at 10-06-2010 10:02 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- ejovi at 10-06-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago)
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well, a nice attempt
Posted: at 10-06-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- talkandsave at 11-06-2010 12:13 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: henex on 10-06-2010 09:56 AM
Quote from: talkandsave on 10-06-2010 03:09 AM
Quote from: federico on 10-06-2010 02:23 AM
fear women
why?

d fear of women is d begining of a longer life for men!! Cool
Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-06-2010 12:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 11-06-2010 02:14 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 11-06-2010 02:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- blesyn003 at 11-06-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Passing n reading comment
Posted: at 11-06-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 12-06-2010 05:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: henex on  8-06-2010 03:39 PM
Quote from: belindajustins on  5-06-2010 01:10 AM
not funny
I would like to read from you somday Miss!! and see if ur joke would sound as funny as u look!!!
wat do u mean as funny as I look...u well at all so???...
Posted: at 12-06-2010 05:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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