How will you react if your girlfriend farts in public? (Page 5)

Date: 13-06-2010 7:58 am (13 years ago) | Author: Desmond
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- Ify4life at 14-06-2010 03:21 PM (13 years ago)
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no b new thin na love

Posted: at 14-06-2010 03:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-06-2010 03:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Mr-World on 14-06-2010 03:06 PM
lol, are u sure?

Lol---Na me u dey ask?
Abeg ask my guy jare
Posted: at 14-06-2010 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- olame4 at 14-06-2010 03:38 PM (13 years ago)
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normal thing
Posted: at 14-06-2010 03:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- PreetyInstinct at 14-06-2010 03:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: onchedu on 14-06-2010 02:20 PM
I'd probably cover up for her if anyone else picks up on it, or laugh about it with her and maybe yab her a bit if its just us that picked it.
Realli?ok lolz.

Posted: at 14-06-2010 03:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-06-2010 03:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: olame4 on 14-06-2010 03:38 PM
normal thing

Sorry to ask!
DO YOU FART IN THE PUBLIC?
Posted: at 14-06-2010 03:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Mr-World at 14-06-2010 03:44 PM (13 years ago)
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@Ify4life i can see am 4 ya body

Posted: at 14-06-2010 03:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mazi at 14-06-2010 04:11 PM (13 years ago)
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jst imagining a gorgeously dressed babe sit or walking pass u, wit dis smoke curling up 4rm her exhaust accompanied by dis sound kpu..kpu..papaprapapa kpu....hmmmm
Posted: at 14-06-2010 04:11 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- esonu at 14-06-2010 04:25 PM (13 years ago)
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mazi>if it is soundless and non-smelly one, there will be no problem but those noisy ones, mehn dat will be very embarrassing

Posted: at 14-06-2010 04:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- PreetyInstinct at 14-06-2010 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
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I don't understand y she can not leave d room or wherever d place maybe.....it's not like d fart is tieing her down.....lolz & she should be able 2  control d tempo or speed of fart!lolz ewww Lips Sealed

Posted: at 14-06-2010 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Sizzle at 14-06-2010 04:33 PM (13 years ago)
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farting is a natural life process...  Tongue
but real talks........ if theyre not subtle bout it then it can be embarssing
but kinda funny as well

http://www.youtube.com/user/SeyiAndDoja

Posted: at 14-06-2010 04:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-06-2010 04:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mazi on 14-06-2010 04:11 PM
jst imagining a gorgeously dressed babe sit or walking pass u, wit dis smoke curling up 4rm her exhaust accompanied by dis sound kpu..kpu..papaprapapa kpu....hmmmm

O boy! Na Iran and Iraq dey fight...I go just run take cover b4 bullet go touch me
Posted: at 14-06-2010 04:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- esonu at 14-06-2010 04:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: PreetyInstinct on 14-06-2010 04:32 PM
I don't understand y she can not leave d room or wherever d place maybe.....it's not like d fart is tieing her down.....lolz & she should be able 2  control d tempo or speed of fart!lolz ewww Lips Sealed
it can be the type that will push itself out without the gurls permission

Posted: at 14-06-2010 04:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- wallas at 14-06-2010 04:48 PM (13 years ago)
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it happen 4 my class when i dey date my classmate...she ness and as i wan laugh d mess just comot 4 my yash 2 n that was lovely, u cant imagine the scene that day....it was love xplosion
Posted: at 14-06-2010 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bless123omo at 14-06-2010 05:17 PM (13 years ago)
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        Hi Sir,
  If my girlfriend farts in public, i will only calle her and ask us to pray when she is totally came, after that i will ask her to get drest on a sunday so we can go to chruch, so i can bee help by the pastor for prayers, latter i belive that diliverance will come to her , because farting is a bad spirit that the enemy youses to afflit paen on good people, and if not totaly dilivared, i know that God most have stated some clenseing in her, thanks yours,
       Blessing omoregbe.
Posted: at 14-06-2010 05:17 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-06-2010 05:23 PM (13 years ago)
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yeye dey real dey worry you---DELIVERANCE FOR COMMON MESS(FART)
HOW MANY TIMES YOU DON GO FOR DELIVERANCE FOR THE MISSILES U DEY RELEASE
EVERY SUNDAY---WEN WORSHIP IS GOING ON?
Posted: at 14-06-2010 05:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bluface5 at 14-06-2010 06:07 PM (13 years ago)
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...if that kind thing hapen,i go bone face as if nothing ha dhappend.
Posted: at 14-06-2010 06:07 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-06-2010 06:15 PM (13 years ago)
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I dey feel you---Na people like una dey die in SILENCE SO!!!
Posted: at 14-06-2010 06:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- irule at 14-06-2010 06:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: bluface5 on 14-06-2010 06:07 PM
...if that kind thing hapen,i go bone face as if nothing ha dhappend.

uh? no die for notin oh

Posted: at 14-06-2010 06:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-06-2010 06:34 PM (13 years ago)
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I fear O---Irule how far na
Posted: at 14-06-2010 06:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- irule at 14-06-2010 06:46 PM (13 years ago)
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this fart of a thing is not a joke oh, if it's the type that makes sound better we'll just laugh it out but there is this one that comes with with the wind shhhhhsssssssss awwgggh

Posted: at 14-06-2010 06:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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