How will you react if your girlfriend farts in public? (Page 7)

Date: 13-06-2010 7:58 am (14 years ago) | Author: Desmond
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- qunodinga at 15-06-2010 08:57 AM (14 years ago)
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my guys did that and i gave him a mind blow kiss
Posted: at 15-06-2010 08:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mr-World at 15-06-2010 09:33 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: igboprincess on 15-06-2010 12:19 AM
Quote from: Mr-World on 14-06-2010 07:18 AM
Quote from: igboprincess on 13-06-2010 09:26 PM
Mr World I think you are indirectly revealing your Fetish, lol.

If u think, that means that your mind is deceiving you bcos i don`t fart in public, infact i don`t fart at all, but you girlz, by the look of the way u dress, we will think dat u don`t shit while urs is sooooooo smellyyyyyyyyyy[/i]

Mr. World, you really AMUSE me with your Obtrusive Officious Posts!  Now let's review, You created a topic about such a personal indiscretion so that could mean SECRETLY you are Displaying a fav FETISH and experiencing some sort of release, LMAO.  Oh and QUIT Lying, as sure as you visit LOCAL JOINTS and Swig down Malt or Fanta after devouring Meat Pie, you are Bound to have some FLATULENCE, lol (don't pass gas , yeah right-you drank too much Malt, lol ) Come on you fell into this One-WHO and WHY would you ask in a Public Forum about FARTING?  I mean where is YOUR decorum?

I only asked a question and u are putting me into confussion by the way, who tell u that i drink malt or fant? am not drinking fanta or malt bcos am not a drunkard, if i drink any of them, i staga around but am used to UNKNOWN DRINK, and with your points of view and the way you are taking this person, that shows you are a PROFFESSIONAL FARTER and permit me to tell everybody that YOU EVEN FART WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP e.g kpu! kpu! paarrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!  NA QUESTION I STILL DEY ASK OOO
Posted: at 15-06-2010 09:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- qunodinga at 15-06-2010 09:39 AM (14 years ago)
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i'm running this place is messed up..........
Posted: at 15-06-2010 09:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 15-06-2010 09:44 AM (14 years ago)
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No be small thing
Posted: at 15-06-2010 09:44 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Mr-World at 15-06-2010 10:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 15-06-2010 09:44 AM
No be small thing

oboy see teeco, u still dey alive? i was planning to post ur burial arrangement, i think sey dem don get u
Posted: at 15-06-2010 10:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mr-World at 15-06-2010 10:03 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: segunkadri on 15-06-2010 09:58 AM
force myself to fart oooo... who no dey fart... fart get house abeg next question

ok the next question is: HOW MANY AWARD HAVE U WON SO FAR IN UR FARTING CARRIER?
Posted: at 15-06-2010 10:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 15-06-2010 10:25 AM (14 years ago)
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ewoo i go vex ooh but i no go show cos it was definitly mistakenly
Posted: at 15-06-2010 10:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mr-World at 15-06-2010 10:38 AM (14 years ago)
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@segunkadri u are worthy to be praised but not worthy to be emulated bcos if not for the sake of perfume u are applying, no body will near u
Posted: at 15-06-2010 10:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wallas at 15-06-2010 12:59 PM (14 years ago)
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b4 i shit i dey 1st of all mess to ease the hot tempered shit wey dey vex to comot, so if ur GF mess nd u dey vex she fit release d shit there n then, but if u encourage am she go jejely fit d toilet cos na shit dey hollam
Posted: at 15-06-2010 12:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- EZEANIOKOSISI at 15-06-2010 01:53 PM (14 years ago)
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I go tell am make she kneel down there quickly,close her eyes and keep her mouth wide open for at least 15mins.Next time she no go try am,dem mama there. Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-06-2010 01:53 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- igboprincess at 15-06-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Mr-World on 15-06-2010 09:33 AM
Quote from: igboprincess on 15-06-2010 12:19 AM
Quote from: Mr-World on 14-06-2010 07:18 AM
Quote from: igboprincess on 13-06-2010 09:26 PM
Mr World I think you are indirectly revealing your Fetish, lol.

If u think, that means that your mind is deceiving you bcos i don`t fart in public, infact i don`t fart at all, but you girlz, by the look of the way u dress, we will think dat u don`t shit while urs is sooooooo smellyyyyyyyyyy[/i]

Mr. World, you really AMUSE me with your Obtrusive Officious Posts!  Now let's review, You created a topic about such a personal indiscretion so that could mean SECRETLY you are Displaying a fav FETISH and experiencing some sort of release, LMAO.  Oh and QUIT Lying, as sure as you visit LOCAL JOINTS and Swig down Malt or Fanta after devouring Meat Pie, you are Bound to have some FLATULENCE, lol (don't pass gas , yeah right-you drank too much Malt, lol ) Come on you fell into this One-WHO and WHY would you ask in a Public Forum about FARTING?  I mean where is YOUR decorum?

I only asked a question and u are putting me into confussion by the way, who tell u that i drink malt or fant? am not drinking fanta or malt bcos am not a drunkard, if i drink any of them, i staga around but am used to UNKNOWN DRINK, and with your points of view and the way you are taking this person, that shows you are a PROFFESSIONAL FARTER and permit me to tell everybody that YOU EVEN FART WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP e.g kpu! kpu! paarrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!  NA QUESTION I STILL DEY ASK OOO

Ohmygawdgeezus! Forgive me for even responding to this KID's stupid thread about of all things Flatulence which he didn't even know the terminology to label it yet created a DUMB thread about Farting in Public! BTW, Mr. Global you got bent out of shape and for what?  I cracked a joke that this must be your FETISH, maybe you didn't understand at any rate PICK Another HOBBY!  Geez some people have lots of time on hand and the BRAIN.
Posted: at 15-06-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- EZEANIOKOSISI at 15-06-2010 02:06 PM (14 years ago)
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The worst na to mess for inside church,one babe try am one day,the priest just called for time out,make person no die abeg
Posted: at 15-06-2010 02:06 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- EZEANIOKOSISI at 15-06-2010 02:10 PM (14 years ago)
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and by the time everybody come back,jesus don commot him hand for the nails wey dey for the cross inside church ,take the 2 hands cover face
Posted: at 15-06-2010 02:10 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Mr-World at 15-06-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahaha, Smiley) nice 1
Posted: at 15-06-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sproduction at 15-06-2010 02:30 PM (14 years ago)
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well just over look it cos it can be u too
Posted: at 15-06-2010 02:30 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Mr-World at 15-06-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: igboprincess on 15-06-2010 02:00 PM
Quote from: Mr-World on 15-06-2010 09:33 AM
Quote from: igboprincess on 15-06-2010 12:19 AM
Quote from: Mr-World on 14-06-2010 07:18 AM
Quote from: igboprincess on 13-06-2010 09:26 PM
Mr World I think you are indirectly revealing your Fetish, lol.

If u think, that means that your mind is deceiving you bcos i don`t fart in public, infact i don`t fart at all, but you girlz, by the look of the way u dress, we will think dat u don`t shit while urs is sooooooo smellyyyyyyyyyy[/i]

Mr. World, you really AMUSE me with your Obtrusive Officious Posts!  Now let's review, You created a topic about such a personal indiscretion so that could mean SECRETLY you are Displaying a fav FETISH and experiencing some sort of release, LMAO.  Oh and QUIT Lying, as sure as you visit LOCAL JOINTS and Swig down Malt or Fanta after devouring Meat Pie, you are Bound to have some FLATULENCE, lol (don't pass gas , yeah right-you drank too much Malt, lol ) Come on you fell into this One-WHO and WHY would you ask in a Public Forum about FARTING?  I mean where is YOUR decorum?

I only asked a question and u are putting me into confussion by the way, who tell u that i drink malt or fant? am not drinking fanta or malt bcos am not a drunkard, if i drink any of them, i staga around but am used to UNKNOWN DRINK, and with your points of view and the way you are taking this person, that shows you are a PROFFESSIONAL FARTER and permit me to tell everybody that YOU EVEN FART WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP e.g kpu! kpu! paarrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!  NA QUESTION I STILL DEY ASK OOO

Ohmygawdgeezus! Forgive me for even responding to this KID's stupid thread about of all things Flatulence which he didn't even know the terminology to label it yet created a DUMB thread about Farting in Public! BTW, Mr. Global you got bent out of shape and for what?  I cracked a joke that this must be your FETISH, maybe you didn't understand at any rate PICK Another HOBBY!  Geez some people have lots of time on hand and the BRAIN.

GAME OVER, i tried playing with u but u think u are smart and goes beyond play, i don`t like when am being insulted so hold ur peace, i don`t wanna talk about this again
Posted: at 15-06-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Akpan01 at 15-06-2010 02:57 PM (14 years ago)
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YAWAA MY STOMACK DEY DO KRU KRU....
Posted: at 15-06-2010 02:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Mistura at 15-06-2010 03:19 PM (14 years ago)
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my luv wats happening here na??
Posted: at 15-06-2010 03:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Akpan01 at 15-06-2010 03:36 PM (14 years ago)
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LADIES R FARTING
Posted: at 15-06-2010 03:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Mr-World at 15-06-2010 03:42 PM (14 years ago)
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una be lesbos abi?
Posted: at 15-06-2010 03:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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