A Man who want's to die

Date: 27-06-2010 5:48 pm (14 years ago) | Author: RANSOM
- at 27-06-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
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A man who fed up with life decided to end his life
He took a rope and went to the farm to hang himself
Upon reaching a tree, he tied the rope around the tree and hanged the loop
around his ankle and
suspended himself so his face was pointing to the ground and his leg, in the air.
A passer-by saw this scene and was curious
this is what ensued between them;

PASSER-BY; What are you doing?

MAN; Can't you see? I want to end my life because I'm fed up with it.

PASSER-BY; Then why don't you hang the rope around your neck?

MAN; Hell no! I tried that yesterday and i nearly died!

Posted: at 27-06-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- just2sexy at 27-06-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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nice but posted b4
Posted: at 27-06-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AskGod at 28-06-2010 03:05 AM (14 years ago)
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Girl thanks but i don't no
Posted: at 28-06-2010 03:05 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- talkandsave at 28-06-2010 06:17 AM (14 years ago)
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THAT WAS AS FUNNY AS THE GUY THAT TIED IT ON HIS WASTE.
Posted: at 28-06-2010 06:17 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 28-06-2010 09:14 AM (14 years ago)
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kool
Posted: at 28-06-2010 09:14 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stranz at 28-06-2010 09:14 AM (14 years ago)
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kool
Posted: at 28-06-2010 09:14 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- peax12 at 28-06-2010 10:01 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 28-06-2010 10:01 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ademola78 at 28-06-2010 12:42 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Nice one guy
Posted: at 28-06-2010 12:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-06-2010 08:19 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice one but a REMIX OF MY OWN JOKE
Posted: at 28-06-2010 08:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 29-06-2010 12:14 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: AskGod on 28-06-2010 03:05 AM
Girl thanks but i don't no

chei, na a whole j2sexy u dey call girl?
Posted: at 29-06-2010 12:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 1-07-2010 10:04 AM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 1-07-2010 10:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 2-07-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago)
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zlol
Posted: at 2-07-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 2-07-2010 02:47 PM (14 years ago)
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nice remix poster!
Posted: at 2-07-2010 02:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 3-07-2010 06:42 PM (14 years ago)
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D joke had been posted b4 even when money posted it then
Posted: at 3-07-2010 06:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ademola78 at 3-07-2010 06:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Na im be say na over remixed piece.....

But e still funny
Posted: at 3-07-2010 06:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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