This story was told by a nurse...and she swears this really happened on her ward.
A man suspected of SARS is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth.
A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
-* "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask,
-* "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies,
-* "I don´t know Mr ******, I´m only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask,
-*"Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies,
"I can´t tell. I´m only here to wash your face and hands."
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
-* "Nurse," he mumbled,
-* "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted.
She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pyjamas trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pyjamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced,
-* "Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!"
At this the man pulled off his mask and asked again,
-* "I SAID....Are my TESTS RESULTS BACK .....!!
" | Posted: at | |
TRENDING GISTS 
Lady Calls Out JAMB After Mysterious Overnight Change in Brother’s UTME Result
Ex-AUN Provost, Professor Yusuf Attahir Baba Loses Three Children in Devastating Car Crash
Football Star, Lionel Messi-Marriage Rumours Stir Online Frenzy As Divorce Speculations Grow
El-Rufai & Peter Obi Meet at Cambridge Conference, Sparking Political Speculation Ahead Of 2027 Elections
"How My Mother’s Lover Rap3d Me" — 12 Year Old Victim Narrates Ordeal