THERE WAS A BOY NAME EMEKA IN MY FRIENDS COMPOUND. ONE DAY, EMEKA RETURNED FROM SCHOOL ONLY TO FIND AN ELECTORIAL CROWD GATHERED AT HIS COMPOUND. HE THEN INQUIRED FROM A NEIGHBOUR WAT HAS GONE WRONG AND HE WAS TOLD HIS FATHER HAS FALLEN INTO A SIXTY FEET WELL JUST BY THE SIDE OF THEIR COMPOUND FEW MINUTES AGO. HE QUICKLY RAN TO MAMA EBUKA STORE AND BOUGHT A LONG ROPE COSTING HIM 500 naira. WEN HE GOT TO THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT, THEY THREW THE ROPE INTO THE WELL TO RESCUE THE OLD MAN AND BY GOD'S GRACE HE WAS STILL ALIVE. AFTER MUCH SIGHS, THE OLD MAN ASKED HIS SON: Chukwu emeka my son, yes papa replied emeka. how much did u buy this rope? and emeka told him its was 500 naira But the old man cried and said: but mama chukwudi sells this same rope 450 naira. he then said to his son chukwuemeka, return this rope back to mama ebuka. if u bring the rope of 450 naira from mama chukwudi, come and bring out of this well. and to the surprise of every one, the old man jumped back into the well
Posted: at 1-08-2010 06:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
just2sexy at 1-08-2010 10:38 PM (14 years ago) (m)
hehehehehehe
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 1-08-2010 10:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 2-08-2010 11:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
@sophie u wan small water ? plenty dey for inside the well
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 2-08-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
who no like money here make that person raise him hand
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 2-08-2010 03:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
THERE WAS A BOY NAME EMEKA IN MY FRIENDS COMPOUND. ONE DAY, EMEKA RETURNED FROM SCHOOL ONLY TO FIND AN ELECTORIAL CROWD GATHERED AT HIS COMPOUND. HE THEN INQUIRED FROM A NEIGHBOUR WAT HAS GONE WRONG AND HE WAS TOLD HIS FATHER HAS FALLEN INTO A SIXTY FEET WELL JUST BY THE SIDE OF THEIR COMPOUND FEW MINUTES AGO. HE QUICKLY RAN TO MAMA EBUKA STORE AND BOUGHT A LONG ROPE COSTING HIM 500 naira. WEN HE GOT TO THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT, THEY THREW THE ROPE INTO THE WELL TO RESCUE THE OLD MAN AND BY GOD'S GRACE HE WAS STILL ALIVE. AFTER MUCH SIGHS, THE OLD MAN ASKED HIS SON: Chukwu emeka my son, yes papa replied emeka. how much did u buy this rope? and emeka told him its was 500 naira But the old man cried and said: but mama chukwudi sells this same rope 450 naira. he then said to his son chukwuemeka, return this rope back to mama ebuka. if u bring the rope of 450 naira from mama chukwudi, come and bring out of this well. and to the surprise of every one, the old man jumped back into the well
lolzzzzz
Posted: at 3-08-2010 02:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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