> different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least
> painful to spend his eternity.
> He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is
> told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
> they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German
> devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". The man
> does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks
> out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
> discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
> Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long
> queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asks, "What do they
> do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for
> an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The
> Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
> But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there
> so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned
> fellow calls him aside and said,
> "Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair
> doesn't work.
> The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor,
> so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.And the Nigerian devil used
> to be a civil servant,
> so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other
> business!!"
> ............ ..... IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN!
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