Children Should learn here

Date: 03-08-2010 4:13 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Joy G Error
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- at 3-08-2010 04:13 PM (14 years ago)
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s honeypot. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Posted: at 3-08-2010 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- just2sexy at 3-08-2010 04:22 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehe.. my joke of the day

Posted: at 3-08-2010 04:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sexylion at 3-08-2010 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Kip on kiping on
Posted: at 3-08-2010 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 3-08-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago)
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abi ohh.. keep it coming girl

Posted: at 3-08-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- qunodinga at 3-08-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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this is not for children..o.o.o.o.o.o.o....9ce
Posted: at 3-08-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykelly at 3-08-2010 04:41 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice 1
Posted: at 3-08-2010 04:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 3-08-2010 04:47 PM (14 years ago)
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when u have did did in ur ass what did u get from there?Huh?
Posted: at 3-08-2010 04:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-08-2010 04:59 PM (14 years ago)
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ask am

Posted: at 3-08-2010 04:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- esonu at 3-08-2010 06:33 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehheheheheheh cant stop laughing

Posted: at 3-08-2010 06:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- frenzeecool_08 at 3-08-2010 06:48 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 3-08-2010 06:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chimaicon at 3-08-2010 08:02 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4,copycat.
Posted: at 3-08-2010 08:02 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 3-08-2010 09:11 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one poster, thump up
Posted: at 3-08-2010 09:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 4-08-2010 02:10 AM (14 years ago)
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chimaicom u be newbie where u read am b4???
Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 4-08-2010 02:15 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: chimaicon on  3-08-2010 08:02 PM
posted b4,copycat.

pb4 actually means on this forum, we no care where u read am b4
nice one poster.....i'll surely tell this over beer with ma boys
Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 4-08-2010 09:50 AM (14 years ago)
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na wa ooo sexy error .. thank God for u ooooooooo u try

Posted: at 4-08-2010 09:50 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 4-08-2010 11:08 AM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 4-08-2010 11:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 4-08-2010 12:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh?Huh??

Posted: at 4-08-2010 12:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- qunodinga at 4-08-2010 03:19 PM (14 years ago)
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swagger....very funny till now..hehehehe
Posted: at 4-08-2010 03:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 4-08-2010 04:51 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:51 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sexy_error at 6-08-2010 09:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: chimaicon on  3-08-2010 08:02 PM
posted b4,copycat.

where it you see this b4   busy body???
Posted: at 6-08-2010 09:31 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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