If You Love Somebody

Adamic
If you love somebody,
Set her free...

If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

Pessimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

Optimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.


Patient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *

Vengeful:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she doesn't come back,
Hunt her down and shoot her.


C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
She'll evolve.

Statistician:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's Fan:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over Possessive:
If you love somebody
don't set her free.

HR Specialist:
If you love somebody
set her free
By Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.

MBA:
If you love somebody
set her free...
instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

Rhett Butler:
If you love somebody
set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why
say you don't give a damn.

ERP Functional Expert:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance Expert:
If you love somebody
set her free...

If she comes back, it's time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.

Posted: at 3-08-2010 05:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

if you falls in any category take note!

Posted: at 3-08-2010 05:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmmmmmmmmm,........make i just pass

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Posted: at 3-08-2010 05:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Passing.

Posted: at 3-08-2010 05:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

omfg...lol...whada?...

Posted: at 3-08-2010 06:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

If i love phl72
i will set him free
If he comes back, i will welcome him wit a 

Posted: at 3-08-2010 08:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Here's mine
If u love someone
set him free...don't wait for him to come back... hunt him down
break his legs ..so he'll never leave.

Posted: at 4-08-2010 12:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ahaha i trust yu!

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Posted: at 4-08-2010 01:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

What is your own philosophy.....as for me

if i love Imaiko
i will set her free
but if she doesn't come back
i will ask her why

Posted: at 4-08-2010 09:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no comment

Posted: at 4-08-2010 10:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac