A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "what is politics?" Dad says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. your mom she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if that makes sense,".
The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severally soiled his diapers.
so the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mom sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeps in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the litlle boy says to his father, "Dad, i think i understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about"
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.
Posted: at 14-08-2010 05:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
federico at 14-08-2010 07:45 AM (14 years ago) (m)
OHH SHIT....POSTED B4
Posted: at 14-08-2010 07:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 16-08-2010 09:18 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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