you must be single

Date: 01-09-2010 5:01 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Adenekan Adeola
- at 1-09-2010 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
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A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon.

As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with assurance, "You must be single."

The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing unusual about her selection says, "That's right. How on Earth did you know?"
He replies, "Because you're ugly."

Posted: at 1-09-2010 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- KleverC at 1-09-2010 10:16 PM (14 years ago)
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?
Posted: at 1-09-2010 10:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-09-2010 10:15 AM (14 years ago)
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next person!
Posted: at 2-09-2010 10:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KheanDrE at 2-09-2010 10:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Men..........Dat aint no joke.........dt is Coke cos u sure need to gas out..........dats blurrrrrrrrrrrrr! Shocked
Posted: at 2-09-2010 10:46 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 2-09-2010 11:08 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: KheanDrE on  2-09-2010 10:46 AM
Men..........Dat aint no joke.........dt is Coke cos u sure need to gas out..........dats blurrrrrrrrrrrrr! Shocked

hahahahah...and it has been pb4
Posted: at 2-09-2010 11:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-09-2010 04:19 PM (14 years ago)
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i.c
Posted: at 3-09-2010 04:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ojoayodeji at 6-09-2010 09:52 AM (14 years ago)
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i like your post it is ok. u have unlimited opportunity towards perfection.
Posted: at 6-09-2010 09:52 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyiis at 6-09-2010 09:58 AM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 6-09-2010 09:58 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- born_to_win at 7-09-2010 03:20 AM (14 years ago)
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that is soo mean! whoa if a fool says dat to me i'll slap his face off! he'll become 2 face Tongue
Posted: at 7-09-2010 03:20 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 7-09-2010 06:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: born_to_win on  7-09-2010 03:20 AM
that is soo mean! whoa if a fool says dat to me i'll slap his face off! he'll become 2 face Tongue

lol
Posted: at 7-09-2010 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-09-2010 11:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Blazeman on  7-09-2010 06:38 PM
partly a joke  ... but  partly  wicked
lol
Posted: at 13-09-2010 11:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 13-09-2010 01:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ojoayodeji on  6-09-2010 09:52 AM
i like your post it is ok. u have unlimited opportunity towards perfection.
supuya..... Grin
bakee nwa nna... Grin
Posted: at 13-09-2010 01:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-09-2010 01:37 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehheheheheee... Lips Sealed
Posted: at 13-09-2010 01:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 13-09-2010 01:40 PM (14 years ago)
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akokoro hold you for mouth?
Posted: at 13-09-2010 01:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-09-2010 01:48 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin......kris... Grin...Wat is akokoro?
Posted: at 13-09-2010 01:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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