Bar Joke

Date: 03-09-2010 5:56 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Tunde
- at 3-09-2010 05:56 PM (14 years ago)
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his. He stays like for half an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck drivers says, Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I Just can stand to see a man cry.

No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, i fall asleep, and i go late to my office. My boss outrageous fires me. When i leave the building to my car, i found out it was stolen.The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when i leave it, i remember i left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.

I go home, and when i get there, i find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when i was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.

Posted: at 3-09-2010 05:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- qunodinga at 3-09-2010 07:56 PM (14 years ago)
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yes!  eya poor man
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Posted: at 3-09-2010 07:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 4-09-2010 10:44 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 bar joke
Posted: at 4-09-2010 10:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BabangidaTukur at 5-09-2010 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. am still laughing this out
Posted: at 5-09-2010 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 6-09-2010 01:06 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 6-09-2010 01:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 6-09-2010 01:16 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheeeeeeeee

Posted: at 6-09-2010 01:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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