0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Date: 03-09-2010 6:13 pm (14 years ago) | Author:
- at 3-09-2010 06:13 PM (14 years ago)
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday

Posted: at 3-09-2010 06:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- qunodinga at 3-09-2010 07:58 PM (14 years ago)
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h he..he
Posted: at 3-09-2010 07:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 4-09-2010 10:48 AM (14 years ago)
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MISSING like the first dude that post this joke b4
Posted: at 4-09-2010 10:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BabangidaTukur at 5-09-2010 03:42 PM (14 years ago)
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 5-09-2010 03:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 6-09-2010 12:58 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 6-09-2010 12:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 6-09-2010 01:22 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 6-09-2010 01:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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