LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK. LOL!!!

Date: 05-09-2010 2:59 am (14 years ago) | Author: ebony ogs
- at 5-09-2010 02:59 AM (14 years ago)
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LITTLE JOHNNY ON MATHS

TEACHER : - "IF THERE ARE 5 BIRDS SITTING ON A FENCE AND YOU SHOOT ONE,
                    HOW MANY WILL BE LEFT?"

LITTLE JOHNNY:- "NONE,THEY WILL ALL FLY AWAY WITH THE FIRST GUNSHOT"

TEACHER :- " THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 4, BUT I LIKE YOUR THINKING"

THEN LITTLE JOHNNY SAYS, "I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU MISS...
                                          THERE ARE 3 WOMEN SITTING ON A BENCH HAVING ICE CREAM
                                          ONE IS DELICATELY LICKING THE SIDES OF THE TRIPLE SCOOP OF ICE CREAM,
                                          THE SECOND IS GOBBLING DOWN THE TOP AND SUCKING THE CONE,
                                          THE THIRD IS BITING OFF THE TOP OF THE ICE CREAM.
                                          WHICH ONE OF THE THREE WOMEN IS MARRIED?"

TEACHER :- BLUSHING A GREAT DEAL REPLY
                  "WELL, I SUPPOSE THE ONE THAT IS GOBBLED DOWN THE TOP AND SUCKED THE CONE"

LITTLE JOHNNY:- "THE CORRECT ANSWER IS THE ONE WITH THE WEDDING RING ON,
                          BUT I LIKE YOUR THINKING MISS"

Posted: at 5-09-2010 02:59 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- onyiis at 5-09-2010 12:11 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 5-09-2010 12:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 5-09-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-09-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 5-09-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 5-09-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 5-09-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 5-09-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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