I'm not paying

Date: 10-10-2008 4:24 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 10-10-2008 04:24 PM (16 years ago)
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A guy with a tall hat walks into a cafe and orders a bowl of chicken noodle soup. He eats one bite and leaves the cafe without paying. The waitress is pissed and tells the manager. The manager runs outside looking for the man with the tall hat and sees him walking up some stairs down the street. The manager follows him up the stairs and realizes he went into a wh*re house. The manager asks to know where the gentleman with the tall hat is and the madam reluctantly points to his room. The manager knocks a couple times and with no reply he kicks in the door. He sees the man eating this girl out and angerly asks him why he didn't pay for his soup. The gentleman with the tall hat replied that there was a hair in his soup. The manager says "You have your face in that and your worried about a hair in your soup???." The gentleman says "Yup, and if I find a chicken noodle in here I'm not paying for this either!"

Posted: at 10-10-2008 04:24 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- Littleking at 12-10-2008 11:20 PM (16 years ago)
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i lik dis
Posted: at 12-10-2008 11:20 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- blackberryPearl at 12-10-2008 11:23 PM (16 years ago)
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is funny
Posted: at 12-10-2008 11:23 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- frenzeecool_08 at 13-10-2008 05:39 PM (16 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 13-10-2008 05:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- misterT at 13-10-2008 07:11 PM (16 years ago)
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omotola u don't look it...i mean
Posted: at 13-10-2008 07:11 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- colenzo at 13-02-2010 09:46 PM (15 years ago)
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IS LIKE PERSON DON DEY LICK U DOWN U LIKE AM WELLWELL
Posted: at 13-02-2010 09:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 14-02-2010 09:54 AM (15 years ago)
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not bad
Posted: at 14-02-2010 09:54 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 14-02-2010 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-02-2010 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 15-02-2010 03:16 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 15-02-2010 03:16 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 15-02-2010 11:14 AM (15 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 15-02-2010 11:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uploader at 15-02-2010 12:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 15-02-2010 12:00 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Donabd at 16-02-2010 06:01 PM (15 years ago)
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What?
Posted: at 16-02-2010 06:01 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bazemaster at 16-02-2010 06:43 PM (15 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 16-02-2010 06:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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