Better Lover than you

Date: 13-09-2010 11:47 am (14 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
- at 13-09-2010 11:47 AM (14 years ago)
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The Jamaican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was upset about this and decided to t al k to her about the
raise.
She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserved a pay increase?'
Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.'
The first one, mi iron better than you'!
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband says so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'The second reason........ah cooks better than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband again'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband says that as well??'
Marie: 'No ma'am, the Gardener.
Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again?

Posted: at 13-09-2010 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-09-2010 11:50 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 13-09-2010 11:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- CRYSTALMAZE at 13-09-2010 01:52 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin she has to increase it.......
Posted: at 13-09-2010 01:52 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 13-09-2010 02:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: CRYSTALMAZE on 13-09-2010 01:52 PM
Grin Grin Grin she has to increase it.......
yes now. or else....
Posted: at 13-09-2010 02:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 13-09-2010 05:52 PM (14 years ago)
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or esle what
Posted: at 13-09-2010 05:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-09-2010 10:03 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 13-09-2010 05:52 PM
or esle what
or else, kasala go burst now...
oga go no wetin dey between madam and gardener. Grin
Posted: at 14-09-2010 10:03 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Librabilex at 14-09-2010 04:02 PM (14 years ago)
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lollll
Posted: at 14-09-2010 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brizio at 15-09-2010 03:27 AM (14 years ago)
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omo gardener don turn hugh heffner for jamaica
Posted: at 15-09-2010 03:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Agatex at 15-09-2010 08:14 AM (14 years ago)
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kai madam don sucumb by force
Posted: at 15-09-2010 08:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tambeiort at 15-09-2010 12:26 PM (14 years ago)
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she has to increase her pay b4 the house help will snatch her husband for her Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-09-2010 12:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- uwalakasn at 15-09-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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i love that,she must buckle up,or ......................u know!
Posted: at 15-09-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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