an american, a russian and a british were captured in the forest by cannibals, and they were each asked to hunt for the same kind of fruits, after they would be told of their next punishment, the American came first with 10 apples. he was told the apples will be shoved into his ass hole and if he makes any noise he would be killed, the first apple went but he couldn't bear the pain when the second apple was being applied, so he cryed and he was killed, he went to heaven, the russian came with 10 small berries, and they expained the next punishment of which he was happy cos it was easy, the chief cannibal shoved 9 berries and as he was about to appy the last one, the the russian laughed and he was killed, he died and went to heaven. the russian met the american and he asked the american what fruits he brought the american said 10 apples, the russian said but that was too big. the american asked the russian, what did you bring, the russian said 10 berries, that should be easy, said the american, the russian said yea, it was but when they were about to apply the last berry, i saw the british coming with 10 pineaples, i couldn't help it so i laughed.***********
Posted: at 15-09-2010 10:15 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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