MOM AND DAD

Date: 03-10-2010 1:18 am (13 years ago) | Author: ☆Papi☆Psalm ᵛᵉʳᶤᶠᶤᵉᵈ
- at 3-10-2010 01:18 AM (13 years ago)
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One day a kid asked his mom if he could take a bath with her. She said
ok as long as you don't look up or down. He looks down "mommy whats
that" that is my pond said the mom. Then he looked up what are those?
there my 2 front headlights. The next day he asked to take a bath with
his dad he said ok as long as you don't ...look down. So he looks down and
says daddy whats that? That is my fishing pole. That night he asked to
sleep with them they said alright as long as you don't look under the
covers. So he looks under the covers and says "Mommy turn on your
headlights daddy's fishing pole is going in your pond!"

Posted: at 3-10-2010 01:18 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- federico at 3-10-2010 09:42 AM (13 years ago)
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