Painting Nuns

Date: 04-10-2010 5:12 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their new habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the Nood. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"


Posted: at 4-10-2010 05:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Kristiantus at 4-10-2010 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
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old but still sweet....
Posted: at 4-10-2010 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- justmega29 at 4-10-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice one i like it
Posted: at 4-10-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 5-10-2010 02:07 AM (14 years ago)
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i was the blind man lol
Posted: at 5-10-2010 02:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 6-10-2010 05:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  5-10-2010 02:07 AM
i was the blind man lol
dirty minds. bt i feel sory 4 u bcos u were nt d blind man......lol

Posted: at 6-10-2010 05:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 6-10-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 7-10-2010 03:06 PM (14 years ago)
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hehhe.. funny
Posted: at 7-10-2010 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 8-10-2010 01:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on  6-10-2010 05:46 PM
Quote from: federico on  5-10-2010 02:07 AM
i was the blind man lol
dirty minds. bt i feel sory 4 u bcos u were nt d blind man......lol
just try and get naked..i promise i want see a thing
Posted: at 8-10-2010 01:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 9-10-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago)
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abi now
Posted: at 9-10-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alzai at 10-10-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Dacutest, u culd b the nun and i culd b the blind man. wot do u say?
Posted: at 10-10-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Seyolat at 10-10-2010 11:56 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 10-10-2010 11:56 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Arabmoney2 at 11-10-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  5-10-2010 02:07 AM
i was the blind man lol
/God do am in jesus name

Posted: at 11-10-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 11-10-2010 10:30 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Arabmoney2 on 11-10-2010 09:34 AM
Quote from: federico on  5-10-2010 02:07 AM
i was the blind man lol
/God do am in jesus name
Huh? Smiley Grin
see prayer o. Grin
Posted: at 11-10-2010 10:30 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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