Monks Day Off

Date: 04-10-2010 5:22 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
- at 4-10-2010 05:22 PM (14 years ago)
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One day three monks were told by the minister that today was their day off, to do whatever they want, and at the end of the day, god would forgive them of their sins.

The monks thought this sounded like a good idea so they went off into the city.

At the end of the day the three monks returned to the church and the minister greeted them.

The first monk came up, and the minister asked, "What did you do today". The monk replied "I robbed an off-license."

"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water".

The second monk came up and the minister asked the same question. "I vandalised a primary school" he answered.

"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water".

The third monk stepped up and the minister repeated "and what did you do today". "I pissed in the holy water", came the reply.

Posted: at 4-10-2010 05:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 5-10-2010 02:12 AM (14 years ago)
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ok poster..go and drink from the only water...
Posted: at 5-10-2010 02:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 5-10-2010 01:32 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 5-10-2010 01:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-10-2010 01:43 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa oo.....
Posted: at 5-10-2010 01:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 5-10-2010 01:45 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 5-10-2010 01:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-10-2010 01:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on  5-10-2010 01:45 PM
Huh?
not you funmi... Grin
Posted: at 5-10-2010 01:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 5-10-2010 02:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Okay!
Posted: at 5-10-2010 02:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-10-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago)
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4ny
Posted: at 5-10-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mykelly at 5-10-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago)
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gud 1
Posted: at 5-10-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- odreji08 at 5-10-2010 07:49 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL.......................................................................
Posted: at 5-10-2010 07:49 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Slicksilvers at 5-10-2010 08:06 PM (14 years ago)
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some holy wata so wats da ministers response
Posted: at 5-10-2010 08:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 5-10-2010 10:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Slicksilvers on  5-10-2010 08:06 PM
some holy wata so wats da ministers response
slicksilver pls be carefull with that gun... Sad
Posted: at 5-10-2010 10:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 6-10-2010 03:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Dem go kill him papa
Posted: at 6-10-2010 03:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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