Shine ya eye

Date: 15-10-2008 12:18 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 15-10-2008 12:18 PM (16 years ago)
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GUNPOINT WAS GIVING THE FIRST YEAR MEDICAL STUDENTS(ITEUN, SAUSEKID, JEOVY, BENJAY, CLEMENT, EQUILBRIUM & CO) THEIR FIRST LECTURE ON

AUTOPSIES, AND DECIDES TO GIVE THEM A FEW BASICS BEFORE STARTING.

"YOU MUST BE CAPABLE OF TWO THINGS TO DO AN AUTOPSY.

THE FIRST THING IS THAT YOU MUST HAVE NO SENSE OF FEAR."

AT THIS POINT, THE LECTURER STICKS HIS FINGER INTO THE DEAD MAN'S ANUS, PULLS

IT OUT, AND THEN LICKS IT. HE ASKS ALL THE STUDENTS TO DO THE SAME THING WITH

THE CORPSE IN FRONT OF THEM.

AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES'

SILENCE, THEY FOLLOW THROUGH WITH HIS DISGUSTING COMMAND.

"THE SECOND THING IS THAT YOU MUST HAVE AN ACUTE SENSE OF OBSERVATION:

HOW MANY OF YOU NOTICED THAT I STUCK MY MIDDLE FINGER INTO THE CORPSE'S

ANUS, BUT LICKED MY INDEX FINGER

Posted: at 15-10-2008 12:18 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 15-10-2008 12:29 PM (16 years ago)
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correct doctor! na real SHINE YA EYE!. Imagine what will be going thro the students mind.
Posted: at 15-10-2008 12:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 15-10-2008 01:11 PM (16 years ago)
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ilakula

men dos student wld  ..........,,,,,'''''''' God!
Posted: at 15-10-2008 01:11 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 04:05 PM (16 years ago)
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to lick dead yansh
Posted: at 15-10-2008 04:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 04:09 PM (16 years ago)
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to lick dead man yansh
Posted: at 15-10-2008 04:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 15-10-2008 06:26 PM (16 years ago)
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D students no wise na...

U cant imagine that to happen to warri children, we are to sharp for that trick.

first thing when u go hear for warri pikin mouth

"I don die, na me b dis?"
Posted: at 15-10-2008 06:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 06:30 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 15-10-2008 06:26 PM
D students no wise na...

U cant imagine that to happen to warri children, we are to sharp for that trick.

first thing when u go hear for warri pikin mouth

"I don die, na me b dis?"
o boy u be waffi?
Posted: at 15-10-2008 06:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 17-10-2008 11:05 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 15-10-2008 06:30 PM
Quote from: orezo on 15-10-2008 06:26 PM
D students no wise na...

U cant imagine that to happen to warri children, we are to sharp for that trick.

first thing when u go hear for warri pikin mouth

"I don die, na me b dis?"
o boy u be waffi?

So body neva tell u my guy???
Posted: at 17-10-2008 11:05 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scholly at 17-10-2008 03:19 PM (16 years ago)
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shine ya eyes abeg .this is not a small thing who will ever lick a dead man yansh.na yam
Posted: at 17-10-2008 03:19 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 17-10-2008 11:10 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 17-10-2008 11:05 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 15-10-2008 06:30 PM
Quote from: orezo on 15-10-2008 06:26 PM
D students no wise na...

U cant imagine that to happen to warri children, we are to sharp for that trick.

first thing when u go hear for warri pikin mouth

"I don die, na me b dis?"
o boy u be waffi?

So body neva tell u my guy???
o boy you for clear me since say na waffi you for remove na. which logo wetin dey happen? i be original waffi too no be fotocopy ohhh!!! which area for waffi you for dey run tins na?  Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Wink Wink Cheesy Grin
Posted: at 17-10-2008 11:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 18-10-2008 01:38 PM (16 years ago)
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Sedeco area na im i kack like dis sooo...
Posted: at 18-10-2008 01:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elizatops at 18-10-2008 04:01 PM (16 years ago)
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na d students be mugu
Posted: at 18-10-2008 04:01 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- HOPPE at 18-10-2008 04:05 PM (16 years ago)
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i tink de boys made a mistake dey shld hav asked 4 a monan's anus
Posted: at 18-10-2008 04:05 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 18-10-2008 09:16 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPPE on 18-10-2008 04:05 PM
i tink de boys made a mistake dey shld hav asked 4 a monan's anus
ENGLISH!!!
Posted: at 18-10-2008 09:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 18-10-2008 09:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 18-10-2008 01:38 PM
Sedeco area na im i kack like dis sooo...
O BOY NA UDU RD after the bridge i for dey run tins oh
Posted: at 18-10-2008 09:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 20-10-2008 04:15 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 18-10-2008 09:18 PM
Quote from: orezo on 18-10-2008 01:38 PM
Sedeco area na im i kack like dis sooo...
O BOY NA UDU RD after the bridge i for dey run tins oh

C my Guy oh! dat means sey we no far from each other na.
Posted: at 20-10-2008 04:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yoda at 20-10-2008 04:50 PM (16 years ago)
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med std dnt do such.
neway,it's jst a joke.
kinda old too though
Posted: at 20-10-2008 04:50 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 20-10-2008 06:33 PM (16 years ago)
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even though, but just shine ur eye make e no go happen to u unexpectedly oh!
Posted: at 20-10-2008 06:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 29-09-2009 12:00 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 29-09-2009 12:00 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- favourtee at 29-09-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 29-09-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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