Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss was suspicious and decided to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).
Bakari as usual, drank from the wine and topped it up with water (to replace what he drank).
But unfortunately for him, immediately he added water the pastis became milky. And when the Boss came back and noticed it, he knew he had nailed Bakari. Bakari also knew that he was in trouble and decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home.
The Boss told his wife and said he would call Bakari to come and acknowledge his evil ways.
"Bakari!", he called from the sitting room.
Bakari answered: "Yes, Boss".
"Who drank my pastis?".
No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer. Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I call you you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? " Bakari retorted that "when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name"
"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, you stay beside Madam, while I'll go in the kitchen, and you will ask me a question ".
Bakari accepted.
The Boss went in the kitchen and Bakari shouted: "Boss".
He answered: "Yes, Bakari".
"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when the Madam is not there? "
No answer.
Bakari shouted again: "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"
No answer.
Third time; "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"
The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease! Bakari, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name ".
Posted: at 15-10-2010 10:27 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
realnaijapal at 15-10-2010 10:49 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Very funny. Bakari wan outsmart him boss.
Posted: at 15-10-2010 10:49 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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