ANY SUGAR MUM OUT HERE? (Page 15)

What other sugar do i need more after tasting the spicy Juice of vixen and Myra wow.... whatelse can a man ask for. So all what Deji and Edward Awwww...... why do i keep calling you EDWARD:( sorry abeg i mean Eddy OOPPPSSS... damien2 Men bro, no blame me Okay when you sef get Big HEAD. Peace of advice, i think you need does that mood pot so that they can help you to re-mood your EDDY EDDY EDWARD HEAD. oKAY JUST A PEACE OF ADVIVE OKAY.
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               (LETS GET READYYYYYYYYY TO RUMBLEEEEEE!!!!)
 
DOCTOR;.......so nurse mary who is this patient that needs my help so urgently??
NURSE;.......doc he goes by the name .....infact the nurses call him charcoal face  but when we ask him his name all he does is show us placard with more_money _owo written on it.
DOCTOR:.......is he a beggar?
NURSE........doc if beggars were half as wretched as him, the govt will definitely arrange mercy killing for them. you can imagine why the nurses call him charcoal face.
DOCTOR:.......hmm.. so what is his problem? what kind of sickness does he have?, poverty sickness?, madness?, what??
NURSE:... sir std
DOCTOR:...huh?? .... even imbecile heads do get laid these days??.. what kind of std? gonorrhea?? syphilis,..but this doesnt need a chief doctor ..why am i needed for such a common case?
NURSE:..doc you need to see it for yourself. this is a rare kind of std maybe a new type and we need to hurry

  (nurse and doctor goes into the room and sees a pathetic looking scallywag. blacker and frog face with teeths thats is almost competing with the colour of his stupid face. the strange creation saw the doctor and smiled. this made him look more stupidier that the doctor immediately assumed that when this freak was born, the doctor incharge of the delivery must have slapped the woman that gave birth this "disgrace to mankind".... what a mess...Perhaps God was in a bad mood when this thing was made.. or maybe it was satan himself that sent this bad package to earth.)

DOCTOR:...so mr......er..whatever.... what is your problem?....can i see the symptoms?
NURSE.....mr man can you pls take off your pants let the doctor examine you.
     (the dude pulls his pants down)
DOCTOR:.....motherflowers!!!!!!!!!!!..... what did you do to your abuna?? dip it in battery acid? what the hell?....is that really your dick or some meat partly eaten by a maddog??
NURSE:..doc you can say that again.. maybe he was recieving orals from a mad dog. 
DOCTOR:....ewwww..hmmm(thinks for a moment) .well wait a minute (dials a number in his cell phone) hello?..is this the state veterinary?? . ahh yes we have a case of animal std.. but in this case it is a .....a.... human that is infected........what do you mean?.......i know this is animal std...........no such thing as what?...look mr man am a doctor,so i have the right to name this thing that am seeing in my hospital animal std.......what???..... well i dont care if you think i am crazy maybe am dreaming but you must come here faster than a quickie sex and take this ............ oh the hospital address??..... okay here it is......



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YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE CLOUDS OF INDIAN HEMP IN HIS PIC

i thought i was the only one that noticed it... perhaps he is puffing the sixth wrap while staring at his JAMB result slip....he score is 57... same as his IQ level and he wants to study medicine

che che che che ndi igbo kwenu...yeah che che che che ndi igbo kwenu yeah..ndi igbo kwenu yeah..ndi igbo kwezuenu yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa......

che che che che ndi igbo kwenu...yeah che che che che ndi igbo kwenu yeah..ndi igbo kwenu yeah..ndi igbo kwezuenu yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa......

Herre,
i am no wannabe. I and i was born in trenchtown. Anytime i am upset i swing straight to "roots" lingua called patois. If you wanna learn, i am ready to teach you. Seen

 

i and i done smoking dem ganja weed with them trenchtown bombaclats when dem babylonians bruise i and i ass at dem police station then i and i tell em babylonians the truth that am from naija and ajegunle to be exact