bodeniyi at 26-10-2010 02:24 AM (14 years ago) (m)
An italian boss has to interview four Naija girls for a secretary's position. He thought of a question and asked each one of them: Boss: "A woman normally has two mouths, What's the difference between the two?" The first one, a Yoruba girl answered: One can talk but the other can't. Second one, an Hausa girl answered: ...one is vertical and the other is horizontal. Third one, an igbo girl answered: one is hairy, the other isn't. The last one, a calabar girl answered: One is for my use and the other is for my boss.
Boss: You're hired!
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Posted: at 26-10-2010 02:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
kethey at 26-10-2010 02:38 AM (14 years ago) (f)
U try small...(na small i talk ooo!)
Posted: at 26-10-2010 02:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply bodeniyi at 26-10-2010 02:53 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Ok.. at all at all na him bad now
Posted: at 26-10-2010 02:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply VICA at 26-10-2010 06:14 AM (14 years ago) (m)
boy i feel u, dont mind dem say u try small :)u try very well ok
Posted: at 26-10-2010 06:14 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply terryworld at 26-10-2010 06:21 AM (14 years ago) (m)
an ijaw girl answered and said one is for me and one is for bode.guy u try and 4 dat ur score na 4/10.
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 26-10-2010 06:21 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply federico at 26-10-2010 06:22 AM (14 years ago) (m)
9ice........
Posted: at 26-10-2010 06:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply emmajenic1 at 26-10-2010 07:23 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Ok now...
Posted: at 26-10-2010 07:23 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply bodeniyi at 26-10-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago) (m)
eshe ooo...
Posted: at 26-10-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kethey at 26-10-2010 01:12 PM (14 years ago) (f)
E kaboo oo!
Posted: at 26-10-2010 01:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply silkyme at 26-10-2010 01:23 PM (14 years ago) (f)
E kaboo oo!
E ku ile oo!
Posted: at 26-10-2010 01:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply terryworld at 26-10-2010 01:25 PM (14 years ago) (m)
o gini ka ndi a na asuasu?odi ka unu abu ndi togo?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 26-10-2010 01:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply kethey at 26-10-2010 01:43 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Abeg interpret urself pls, Terry.
Posted: at 26-10-2010 01:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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i no d answer mak d boss com ask me i want d post
Posted: at 26-10-2010 01:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply bodeniyi at 26-10-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago) (m)
hehehehe...
Posted: at 26-10-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 26-10-2010 03:11 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Abeg interpret urself pls, Terry.
interpretation na 50naira per word or we can do trade by barter.if u interpret ur own,i will interpret mine.igbo man no dey carry last.
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 26-10-2010 03:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 26-10-2010 03:31 PM (14 years ago) (m)
i no d answer mak d boss com ask me i want d post
na me be the boss and if u can prove the answer to me then the post is yours
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 26-10-2010 03:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 26-10-2010 03:31 PM (14 years ago) (m)
i no d answer mak d boss com ask me i want d post
na me be the boss and if u can prove the answer to me then the post is yours
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 26-10-2010 03:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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i no d answer mak d boss com ask me i want d post
na me be the boss and if u can prove the answer to me then the post is yours
ar u serious
Posted: at 26-10-2010 03:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply qunodinga at 26-10-2010 03:40 PM (14 years ago) (f)
9CE 1
Posted: at 26-10-2010 03:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 26-10-2010 03:46 PM (14 years ago) (m)
i no d answer mak d boss com ask me i want d post
na me be the boss and if u can prove the answer to me then the post is yours
ar u serious
i dey serious pass govt
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 26-10-2010 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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