The Most Stupid Man On Earth

There was a flood in a village.

One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"

The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"

"No" replied the man. God will save me!

The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.

A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help."

No, God will save me!" he said

Eventually he died by drowning.

He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"

Posted: at 3-11-2010 05:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Good one there josiah

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Posted: at 3-11-2010 06:10 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

good one

Posted: at 3-11-2010 06:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Leave flourish alone make she talk naaaaa.........abi u wan make she.......

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Posted: at 3-11-2010 07:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

20 words abi? So u don dey count am for her? Ehen!

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Posted: at 3-11-2010 07:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Ok na.......wey ur calculator? Bcos u go count tire bcos flourish fit purge talk like parrot

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Posted: at 3-11-2010 07:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero