You go fear questions

Date: 08-11-2010 3:46 am (14 years ago) | Author: Bode Moses
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- at 8-11-2010 03:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Let's Play a game Perfect Answers to stupid Questions. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride

Waitin by the road for a cab and a guy drove to you, still asking (Q)are you waiting for a ride?
(A)no,i'm counting the passing cars.

Coughin, Q-do u hv cough ANS-no am doin voice training

Imagine someone sees u coming back 4rm sch. Question:r u back 4rm sch. Ans:no i am just testin d uniform 2 c hw it fits

meet a friend the same queue boarding a flight to Abj. The idiat asks "are u going to abuja"? No, I wan snap pishure for runway...

Q: Do u guys have airports in Nigeria
A: I don't know, My black ass swam all the way to the U.S.

A guy see my profile picture and still tell me Question: I love this your babe, is she your babe??
Answer: No, she's my mum.

You make a post and some people still ask: What is this?
Answer: Your final exams.

Posted: at 8-11-2010 03:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Arabmoney2 at 8-11-2010 05:04 AM (14 years ago)
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gud one
Posted: at 8-11-2010 05:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 8-11-2010 07:52 AM (14 years ago)
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thanks my mad friend....
Posted: at 8-11-2010 07:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 8-11-2010 08:03 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on  8-11-2010 07:52 AM
thanks my mad friend....
lol
Posted: at 8-11-2010 08:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 8-11-2010 08:04 AM (14 years ago)
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ur mama dey mad
Posted: at 8-11-2010 08:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 8-11-2010 08:26 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaha,funny.bode leave Arab alone ooo
Posted: at 8-11-2010 08:26 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 8-11-2010 08:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  8-11-2010 08:26 AM
hahahahaha,funny.bode leave Arab alone ooo
i wan show me say e mama dey mad
Posted: at 8-11-2010 08:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 8-11-2010 10:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Omolanwa Werelabi Arab
Posted: at 8-11-2010 10:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 8-11-2010 10:25 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 8-11-2010 10:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 8-11-2010 10:30 AM (14 years ago)
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wetin dey ok you oo terryg?
Posted: at 8-11-2010 10:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 8-11-2010 01:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on  8-11-2010 10:30 AM
wetin dey ok you oo terryg?
notting ooo my guy where u go since?
Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 8-11-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago)
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bodeniyi love pls ooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 8-11-2010 02:07 PM (14 years ago)
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everybody na your love...
Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 8-11-2010 02:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  8-11-2010 02:07 PM
everybody na your love...


haba u be my love now. no one like you
Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 8-11-2010 02:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Omotoyoso.... you don dey get crush on me.. shey??
Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 8-11-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on  8-11-2010 02:15 PM
Omotoyoso.... you don dey get crush on me.. shey??


oh baby kristanus and federico dey jealous if not i for invite you come chop dinner for my place.
Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 8-11-2010 02:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  8-11-2010 02:21 PM
Quote from: bodeniyi on  8-11-2010 02:15 PM
Omotoyoso.... you don dey get crush on me.. shey??


oh baby kristanus and federico dey jealous if not i for invite you come chop dinner for my place.
Huh? Angry
shebi you no dey hear word... Angry
never, ever address me as a baby. shey you fit born me? Angry
Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 8-11-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  8-11-2010 02:21 PM
Quote from: bodeniyi on  8-11-2010 02:15 PM
Omotoyoso.... you don dey get crush on me.. shey??


oh baby kristanus and federico dey jealous if not i for invite you come chop dinner for my place.
Dinner??? wetin you sabi cook? hot water!?

Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-11-2010 02:22 PM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  8-11-2010 02:21 PM
Quote from: bodeniyi on  8-11-2010 02:15 PM
Omotoyoso.... you don dey get crush on me.. shey??


oh baby kristanus and federico dey jealous if not i for invite you come chop dinner for my place.
Huh? Angry
shebi you no dey hear word... Angry
never, ever address me as a baby. shey you fit born me? Angry

Lol, Mr. Kris don dey para ooo...
Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 8-11-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  8-11-2010 02:07 PM
everybody na your love...
dey born her on valentine day so she dey open her heart 4 everybody.
Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 8-11-2010 02:28 PM (14 years ago)
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kristanus dear, you no withiout you no me, y you con dey vez now. pls let me cool you down with a nice kisssssssss
Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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