LITTLE JOHNNY RELOCATE

Date: 08-11-2010 8:51 pm (14 years ago) | Author: ebony ogs
- at 8-11-2010 08:51 PM (14 years ago)
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For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is 2,800
& your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it"

The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.

So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Johnny told him;
"I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was cuming too.
I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a 2,800 mortgage & no phyuking Bike! DAD PLEASE!

Posted: at 8-11-2010 08:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Arabmoney2 at 8-11-2010 09:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 8-11-2010 09:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 9-11-2010 04:58 AM (14 years ago)
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- 4kasibe247 at 10-11-2010 09:38 PM (14 years ago)
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