Army of the Lord.

Date: 09-11-2010 3:24 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Desire Ezemdi King.
- at 9-11-2010 03:24 PM (14 years ago)
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..

Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

Jack replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

The Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

Jack whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

Posted: at 9-11-2010 03:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jtcrest at 9-11-2010 04:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Look for better joke. not 4ny!!
Posted: at 9-11-2010 04:12 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- desiresluv20 at 9-11-2010 04:43 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 9-11-2010 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 9-11-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago)
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PB4...
Posted: at 9-11-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 9-11-2010 05:50 PM (14 years ago)
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oh.kay!
Posted: at 9-11-2010 05:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 9-11-2010 08:09 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin konsign us ?
Posted: at 9-11-2010 08:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 9-11-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 9-11-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- desiresluv20 at 10-11-2010 09:55 AM (14 years ago)
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hissing
Posted: at 10-11-2010 09:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 10-11-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago)
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over posted b4
Posted: at 10-11-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 10-11-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago)
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ha
Posted: at 10-11-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 10-11-2010 02:58 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 10-11-2010 02:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 10-11-2010 03:18 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 10-11-2010 03:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 26-12-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago)
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not funny joooooooooo
 Angry
Posted: at 26-12-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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