Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York. Sid asked Al, ‘Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in India ?’
Al replied, ‘I don’t know, let’s just ask our waiter.’
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, ‘Are there any Indian Jews?’
The waiter said, ‘I doont be knowing, I ask cooksaheb..’ He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, ‘No sir, no Indian Jews.’
Al wasn’t really satisfied with that and asked, ‘Are you absolutely sure?’
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with ‘foreigners gave the expected answer, ‘I check again,’ and went back into the kitchen.
While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, ‘I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India . Our people are scattered everywhere.’
The waiter returned and said, ‘Cooksaheb say there is no Indian Jews.’
‘Are you certain?’ Al asked once again, ‘I just can’t believe there are no Indian Jews!’
‘Listen, I asked EVERYONE,’ replied the frustrated waiter. ‘All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Cococnut Jews & Tomato Jews! -
No Indian Jews !!! ‘
Posted: at 13-11-2010 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Moshaden4real at 13-11-2010 06:02 PM (14 years ago) (m)
U sure say no be Ajegunle the resturant dey?
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Posted: at 13-11-2010 06:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
bodeniyi at 14-11-2010 10:15 AM (14 years ago) (m)
hehehe... terryworld..no be wetin I mean be that ooo, I mean the joke is funny....you don dey mad ooo... see where you think am go.. are you jealous?? at least you got felix, got omotoyoso, got florish and favourtee, wetin you want again
Posted: at 14-11-2010 10:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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