![-]( "terdue") terdue at 17-11-2010 05:56 PM (14 years ago)  (m) @mallorca
the woman wey disvirgin u u been pay 4 the shop? | Posted: at 17-11-2010 05:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "mallorca") mallorca at 17-11-2010 06:13 PM (14 years ago) (m) exam question...note dis if Mallorca meet dat ur wife/girl friend dis nite..dat shop will be open for me very easy dis nite.
HOPE IS MY ROAD,VICTORY IS MY DESTINY | Posted: at 17-11-2010 06:13 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "terdue") terdue at 17-11-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago) (m) na winch abi u wan tell me sey u get skills pass me? | Posted: at 17-11-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "mallorca") mallorca at 17-11-2010 06:19 PM (14 years ago) (m) na winch abi u wan tell me sey u get skills pass me?
my guy.....there is difrent btwn God and god
HOPE IS MY ROAD,VICTORY IS MY DESTINY | Posted: at 17-11-2010 06:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "terdue") terdue at 17-11-2010 06:52 PM (14 years ago) (m) what is the difference? | Posted: at 17-11-2010 06:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 17-11-2010 07:02 PM (14 years ago) (f) na u be the shop owner ?
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 17-11-2010 07:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xena15") xena15 at 17-11-2010 07:11 PM (14 years ago) (f) U dey recommend ur doctor, abi?
D devil must b using ur destiny 2 weave his pubic hair if u think imma change all ma colors 4 u! | Posted: at 17-11-2010 07:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sobeit") sobeit at 17-11-2010 07:11 PM (14 years ago) (m) excuse me guy she allows you to get to isreal but not to get inside jerusalem, & you're spending hmmm guy open your eyes wide b4 she uses you as her mugu..  | Posted: at 17-11-2010 07:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "4kasibe247") 4kasibe247 at 17-11-2010 07:12 PM (14 years ago) (m) i know no wetin to tell u....but e fit be say na games d girl dey play with u.....u need to step up ur games too... | Posted: at 17-11-2010 07:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "HOPEA23") HOPEA23 at 17-11-2010 07:23 PM (14 years ago) (f) them sa make yu pay for the shop owner
LOVE COMES TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN IT...LET TALK ABOUT LOVE. | Posted: at 17-11-2010 07:23 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 17-11-2010 07:56 PM (14 years ago) (m) Guy(poster) Make i tell u, anoda guy wey rude pass u dey pansh dis ur girl free of charge without stress No dul urself if she no gree show her d way out quick!
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 17-11-2010 07:56 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Adikpe") Adikpe at 18-11-2010 09:06 AM (14 years ago) (m) @Poster, you need to push hard if not she wan do you 'chop and go'. Wen she come around next time, jst be prepared to give am better romance and correct kissing, she no go know wen she go open the door of the shop for you to enter. | Posted: at 18-11-2010 09:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "oyindabty") oyindabty at 18-11-2010 09:13 AM (14 years ago) (f) U don pay 4 d "shop"?
Na bad market u call 4 urself so o!
NO MIND AM WHO GO GIVE YOU THE KEY TO THE SHOP WHEN YOU NEVA PAY FOR THE SHOP? ABI YOU THINK SAY THE LANDLORD DEY CRAZE? | Posted: at 18-11-2010 09:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "mezkaz18") mezkaz18 at 18-11-2010 09:16 AM (14 years ago) (m) Guy(poster)
Make i tell u, anoda guy wey rude pass u dey pansh dis ur girl free of charge without stress
No dul urself if she no gree show her d way out quick!
Xter U talk tru | Posted: at 18-11-2010 09:16 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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which shop she get? food, clothes,... abi wetin ? | Posted: at 18-11-2010 12:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 18-11-2010 12:42 PM (14 years ago) (f) wait until she open the shop for u she has her reasons for padlocking the shop
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 18-11-2010 12:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "hotguy77") hotguy77 at 18-11-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago) (m) if she comes next time, don't try touching her and systematically avoid her even if she tries to pretend you don't want and she will eventually give in. Good luck | Posted: at 18-11-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "simele") simele at 18-11-2010 12:58 PM (14 years ago) (m) i have a girlfriend and any time she comes around she will allow me to kiss and play with her but she will never open the shop for me,and the most annoying part of it is that at atimes she will even mount on me screaming in excitement but she will never let me in and its really killing me right now.pls what do i do?
on a good day call her and ask her why is she doing that to u she will let u know her reason | Posted: at 18-11-2010 12:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 18-11-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago) (f) if she comes next time, don't try touching her and systematically avoid her even if she tries to pretend you don't want and she will eventually give in. Good luck
heheheheheeeeeeeeeee !! this trick sounds cool 
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 18-11-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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d funny tin is, it will work  | Posted: at 18-11-2010 01:04 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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