NEEDLES ARE NOT NICE

Date: 27-11-2010 3:47 am (14 years ago) | Author: Ademola
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- at 27-11-2010 03:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.

"So? Are you afraid?"

"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"

To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!" :'( :'(

Posted: at 27-11-2010 03:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emmajenic1 at 27-11-2010 02:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Testicle Amputation!!!Na career d doctor wan spoil so... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-11-2010 02:11 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 27-11-2010 02:23 PM (14 years ago)
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lol...........nice joke Grin Cheesy

Posted: at 27-11-2010 02:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 27-11-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaha my joke for the weekend.

Posted: at 27-11-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 27-11-2010 02:57 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 27-11-2010 02:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 27-11-2010 03:01 PM (14 years ago)
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i no see anything 4ny here....na 2 cut d guy tin 4ny or wetin Huh?
Posted: at 27-11-2010 03:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 27-11-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 4kasibe247 on 27-11-2010 03:01 PM
i no see anything 4ny here....na 2 cut d guy tin 4ny or wetin Huh?

wetin u no see?Huh?Huh?......put ur eye for ground u go see Grin Cheesy

Posted: at 27-11-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 27-11-2010 03:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 4kasibe247 on 27-11-2010 03:01 PM
i no see anything 4ny here....na 2 cut d guy tin 4ny or wetin Huh?





u sabi funny joke at all, or mayb u nid gorgu Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 27-11-2010 03:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 27-11-2010 07:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Una leave 4kasibe joo, person deck suit like male squirrel so......

No vex sha.
Posted: at 27-11-2010 07:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 27-11-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 27-11-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 27-11-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ademola78 on 27-11-2010 07:42 PM
Una leave 4kasibe joo, person deck suit like male squirrel so......

No vex sha.
u don squirrel suit up b4....early stage of kolomentality.......i i still no see anything 4ny maybe i need change my glasses                       
Posted: at 27-11-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 27-11-2010 08:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 27-11-2010 02:24 PM
hahahahaha my joke for the weekend.


u need serious glasses make u remove dose contact lens u dey use
Posted: at 27-11-2010 08:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 27-11-2010 08:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmajenic1 on 27-11-2010 02:11 PM
Testicle Amputation!!!Na career d doctor wan spoil so... Grin Grin Grin
ok...ds make sense  Wink
Posted: at 27-11-2010 08:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 27-11-2010 08:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 27-11-2010 03:07 PM
Quote from: 4kasibe247 on 27-11-2010 03:01 PM
i no see anything 4ny here....na 2 cut d guy tin 4ny or wetin Huh?





u sabi funny joke at all, or mayb u nid gorgu Cool Cool Cool
ok now...make u go do milk check up Cheesy
Posted: at 27-11-2010 08:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 27-11-2010 08:46 PM (14 years ago)
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4kasibe u de vex?Huh?Huh???

Posted: at 27-11-2010 08:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mdfash at 27-11-2010 09:27 PM (14 years ago)
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My friend cried the most; he came for vision test!
Posted: at 27-11-2010 09:27 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Riverniger1 at 27-11-2010 09:36 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 27-11-2010 09:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 28-11-2010 12:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: mdfash on 27-11-2010 09:27 PM
My friend cried the most; he came for vision test!
Guess his eyes got plucked out.  Tongue Huh?
Posted: at 28-11-2010 12:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lobocious at 28-11-2010 10:05 AM (14 years ago)
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Nice 1.
Posted: at 28-11-2010 10:05 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 28-11-2010 12:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmajenic1 on 27-11-2010 02:11 PM
Testicle Amputation!!!Na career d doctor wan spoil so... Grin Grin Grin
bros true talk jare
the guy career go soon spoil if him do the test
 Grin Grin

Posted: at 28-11-2010 12:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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