In Time To The Music!

Date: 02-12-2010 9:05 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Yetty Ness
- at 2-12-2010 09:05 PM (14 years ago)
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On the way home one nigerian spotted a friend, he hadn't seen for a while. He suddenly noticed that his face was swollen, badly bruised and he was limping. He went up to him and asked him what had happened.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed some guys coming towards me...

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

.

Posted: at 2-12-2010 09:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Arabmoney2 at 2-12-2010 09:13 PM (14 years ago)
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?
Posted: at 2-12-2010 09:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-12-2010 01:34 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 3-12-2010 01:51 PM (14 years ago)
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pb10
Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 4-12-2010 09:14 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahaha
although seen b4
Posted: at 4-12-2010 09:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-12-2010 10:49 AM (14 years ago)
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passing ...........................
Posted: at 4-12-2010 10:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 4-12-2010 01:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Pb4 just yesterday
Posted: at 4-12-2010 01:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 4-12-2010 11:31 PM (14 years ago)
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still good........ Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2010 11:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoneyy at 5-12-2010 01:41 AM (14 years ago)
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mmmmmmmm
Posted: at 5-12-2010 01:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 5-12-2010 08:24 AM (14 years ago)
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mmmmmmm wetin?
Posted: at 5-12-2010 08:24 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 5-12-2010 02:56 PM (14 years ago)
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ask am.....
Posted: at 5-12-2010 02:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 5-12-2010 03:13 PM (14 years ago)
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hiss...
Posted: at 5-12-2010 03:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 5-12-2010 06:41 PM (14 years ago)
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i shake my head Wink
Posted: at 5-12-2010 06:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 6-12-2010 09:56 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-12-2010 09:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 6-12-2010 04:00 PM (14 years ago)
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 Smiley Wink Cheesy Grin Angry Sad Shocked Cool Huh? Roll Eyes Tongue Embarrassed Lips Sealed Undecided Kiss :'(
Posted: at 6-12-2010 04:00 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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