God catch You

A guy and his wife goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and says: "Hello!"

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says,: "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies: "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says:

"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that got me so excited I had to lay you right there on the pool table?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says: "No, actually I'm your son's maths teacher!"

Posted: at 3-12-2010 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

josiah, u sure say no be u dis ur joke dey refer to???

Posted: at 3-12-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

bros.... na posted B4...

Posted: at 3-12-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Hero