Mother & Daughter

A young Girl asked her mother, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

sis.wetin dey hmmm u

Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

If you have seen a well decorated Christmas tree you will catch the joke. Sorry I don't mean seeing xmas tree on paper or having it as a figment of your imagination. Cheers bro for the joke.

Posted: at 7-12-2010 12:06 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming