Bad Hearing

Date: 04-11-2008 9:13 am (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 4-11-2008 09:13 AM (16 years ago)
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A old man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?"

The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond, keep moving closer, asking the question until she hears you."

He went home and saw his wife preparing dinner. Standing fifteen feet behind her he said, "What's for dinner, honey?"

Hearing no reply, he moved up to ten feet behind her and repeated the question.

Still no reply, so he moved to five feet.

Finally he stood directly behind her and said, "Honey, what's for dinner tonight?"

She turned around and yelled in his face, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf old fart!"

 Grin

 
 


 


Posted: at 4-11-2008 09:13 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- orezo at 4-11-2008 11:12 AM (16 years ago)
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Na d man even deaf sef... very funny. LOL
Posted: at 4-11-2008 11:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 4-11-2008 01:06 PM (16 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 4-11-2008 01:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 4-11-2008 01:08 PM (16 years ago)
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its very funny. lol x 21 thousand.
Posted: at 4-11-2008 01:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-11-2008 05:22 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  4-11-2008 01:06 PM
posted b4

Didnt even know. But it still sounds funny to me... LOL
Posted: at 4-11-2008 05:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 6-11-2008 08:39 AM (16 years ago)
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Orezo, am glad you feel that way. you see that not everyone has seen some jokes before. hence, the recycling.

Posted: at 6-11-2008 08:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 6-11-2008 09:26 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  6-11-2008 08:39 AM
Orezo, am glad you feel that way. you see that not everyone has seen some jokes before. hence, the recycling.
you dey console yourself abi?
Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 6-11-2008 09:30 AM (16 years ago)
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haha! rezimero, you funny oh. Are you a joke or something???

Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:30 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 6-11-2008 09:52 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  6-11-2008 09:30 AM
haha! rezimero, you funny oh. Are you a joke or something???
all join!
Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:52 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 6-11-2008 09:56 AM (16 years ago)
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hehe!

Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 6-11-2008 10:08 AM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2008 10:08 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 6-11-2008 10:48 AM (16 years ago)
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rezi, na close up you use abi my my? your teeth white o!

Posted: at 6-11-2008 10:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 05:15 PM (16 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 30-11-2008 05:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 1-12-2008 02:28 AM (16 years ago)
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   Na who con deaf now?

Posted: at 1-12-2008 02:28 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 25-12-2008 04:42 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-12-2008 04:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 26-12-2008 07:03 AM (16 years ago)
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d husband na in deaf pass
Posted: at 26-12-2008 07:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 01:23 AM (16 years ago)
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sure

Posted: at 27-12-2008 01:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 07:21 AM (16 years ago)
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NA u b the wife abi
Posted: at 27-12-2008 07:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 08:17 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 27-12-2008 07:21 AM
NA u b the wife abi

Why you dey ask this ? again. Shocked Shocked Shocked I say I nefer mally.lol :'( :'(

Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 08:22 AM (16 years ago)
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sorry o
Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:22 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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