WOMAN JOKES

Date: 17-12-2010 1:27 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Olusegun Omodolapo
- at 17-12-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago)
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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."


Posted: at 17-12-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 17-12-2010 01:36 PM (14 years ago)
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rily?
Posted: at 17-12-2010 01:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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