A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of -factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."
"Cool, says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the Dad answers, "Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks with bright eyes, picking up the 12 pack.
With a sigh, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men, one for January, one for February, one for March..."
Its d truth!!..Married men dnt get sex..nd it shudnt b like dat..Ladies..So we dont blame them if dem go do OJU KOKORO sumwer else..
Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: terryworld on 20-12-2010 10:14 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 07:04 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 12:38 PM
e bi like say madman kiss u?
U go say "Us"..no b only me ooooo!!!
u and who be 'us'?
Terry nd Lizzie...dats d "us..me i accept shey..no wahala....Bt na u him kiss pass...Both of una evn dooo french kiss sef...he com dey pull ur clothes..na me save u dat day eh??..kai!..U wud hve just had sex wit a mad person..a man 4 dat matter..sooo...bettr thankin me 4 savin u oooo!!
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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