Sex, age and timingAn elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man,
"You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
"In fact, I do," said the man. "After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."
"This is very interesting," replied the doctor. "Let me do some research and get back to you." After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions nor concerns.
The doctor then asked, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh that old buzzard!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!"
Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:26 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 01:39 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: terryworld on 20-12-2010 10:07 AM
she is seeking 4 recognition
Lol....Shutup joooo!!!..Whu dey seek ur attention abi recognition sef?..E get d face of people wey I dey luk ooo...soooo No evn put urslf 4 dat category @all....Recognition ko, Recognition ni!.(wznt evn tlkn 2 u/!!..Aproko!
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 01:43 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 20-12-2010 12:35 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 08:00 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-12-2010 07:56 PM
so they use to have sex only twice in a year? hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio
that one no follow at all
anyway thats a real joke gbosa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No offenses Poster Bt Skypon..My jokes r usually funnier than dis..nd u no dey compliment me lik dis..I no lik am!!!
ok no worry i go dey compliment u as fron today, weather the joke sweet or not, i go compliment u
Skypon...Shey u dey hear mi sooo..Make u go warn ur guy..Wetin b dat him name sef?..Ehen Terry...Tell am make him leave me alone..I goo burst somebody's head oooo..ehe!!..I don talk my own.nd thnx
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
terryworld at 20-12-2010 01:51 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 20-12-2010 01:39 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 20-12-2010 10:07 AM
she is seeking 4 recognition
Lol....Shutup joooo!!!..Whu dey seek ur attention abi recognition sef?..E get d face of people wey I dey luk ooo...soooo No evn put urslf 4 dat category @all....Recognition ko, Recognition ni!.(wznt evn tlkn 2 u/!!..Aproko!
infact why am i even replying to sum1 that has scatered honeypot.
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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