josiahlawson at 20-12-2010 11:23 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have - meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."
Mary his wife complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey this reminds me of last night, I didn't know that Mary also worked here ..."
Posted: at 20-12-2010 11:23 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
shinapeters at 20-12-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago) (f)
SO BLIND MAN DEY DOO?
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
josiahlawson at 20-12-2010 02:04 PM (14 years ago) (m)
terry haba i know say you never enter cannan land how much to talk of jerusalem, abeg small small talk say that thing too big any way i like am like that
Posted: at 20-12-2010 02:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 02:04 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: terryworld on 20-12-2010 02:02 PM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 20-12-2010 01:44 PM
Quote from: shinapeters on 20-12-2010 01:40 PM
TERRY DEY JEALOUS BLIND MAN CHAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol..no mind am...Him sef no blind!??!!>.hehe
ur father is a blind man but that does not make him to forget the way to ur honeypot.
Growup nd dnt talk abt my daddy dat way....nuthin concern him condern dis talk.....shey all ur own b "honeypot" ni..d same mouth u use pray eh?..May God 4give u..better say amen..
Posted: at 20-12-2010 02:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 02:06 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: terryworld on 20-12-2010 02:02 PM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 20-12-2010 01:44 PM
Quote from: shinapeters on 20-12-2010 01:40 PM
TERRY DEY JEALOUS BLIND MAN CHAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol..no mind am...Him sef no blind!??!!>.hehe
ur father is a blind man but that does not make him to forget the way to ur honeypot.
Growup nd dnt talk abt my daddy dat way....nuthin concern him concern dis talk.....shey all ur own b "honeypot" ni..d same mouth u use pray eh?..May God 4give u..better say amen..
Posted: at 20-12-2010 02:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have - meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."
Mary his wife complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey this reminds me of last night, I didn't know that Mary also worked here ..."
Wahala dey oh!
Posted: at 20-12-2010 03:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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