Dumb students

Date: 20-12-2010 6:22 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Otunba Shashe
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A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classRoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

Posted: at 20-12-2010 06:22 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Obijiofor at 20-12-2010 06:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahaha   funny   but   Where   u   part   of   the   student.   
Posted: at 20-12-2010 06:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omoladey at 20-12-2010 06:42 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b9
Posted: at 20-12-2010 06:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Supershashe at 20-12-2010 10:50 PM (14 years ago)
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nope i was not part of the students
Posted: at 20-12-2010 10:50 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 20-12-2010 10:55 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha nice but pb...
Posted: at 20-12-2010 10:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 10:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Supershashe on 20-12-2010 06:22 PM
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classRoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."
Nice 1!
Posted: at 20-12-2010 10:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shinapeters at 21-12-2010 08:47 AM (14 years ago)
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cool Wink
Posted: at 21-12-2010 08:47 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 21-12-2010 11:04 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 21-12-2010 11:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 21-12-2010 11:08 AM (14 years ago)
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PB4....
Posted: at 21-12-2010 11:08 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 21-12-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Just passing by......
Posted: at 21-12-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 23-12-2010 12:20 PM (14 years ago)
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i no even come here
Posted: at 23-12-2010 12:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 23-12-2010 06:04 PM (14 years ago)
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still good
Posted: at 23-12-2010 06:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 23-12-2010 06:09 PM (14 years ago)
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NICE ONE
Posted: at 23-12-2010 06:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 23-12-2010 06:12 PM (14 years ago)
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i know Sad
Posted: at 23-12-2010 06:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 23-12-2010 06:18 PM (14 years ago)
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U MOST KNOW NA ....
Posted: at 23-12-2010 06:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 24-12-2010 08:31 AM (14 years ago)
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him no know
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