having a fight. The dad called the mom a naughty woman,
and the mom called the dad a naughty person. The little
boy asked what a naughty woman and a naughty person were. Mom
said, "a naughty woman is a girl and a naughty person is a boy."
The little boy was happy and went away.
The next day, when the fight was over, the little
boy was on his parents bed when he looked under
his parents pillow. He held something up and
asked what it was. Dad said that it was a condom.
The boy asked what that was, and dad said that it
was a coat.
The boy went into the bathroom where his dad was
shaving. Dad cut himself and yelled poo!. The
boy asked what poo was and the dad said, "poo
is cutting something." The little boy walked
away happy.
He went downstairs where his mom was cutting the
turkey for the party that they were having that
night. Mom cut herself and said, "bleep!" When the
boy asked again what the word bleep meant, the
mother said to her son, "bleep is cutting
something."
When the doorbell rang, the little boy was told
to answer the door and let the people in. When
he answered the door, He proudly said, "Bitches
and Bastards, may I please have your condoms so
I can hang them up. My Dad is upstairs putting
on poo, and mom's in the kitchen bleeping the
turkey!
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