Sign Language

Date: 24-12-2010 2:25 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Jeffrey Baidoo
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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the phyuk is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

Posted: at 24-12-2010 02:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Skypon2002 at 24-12-2010 03:00 PM (14 years ago)
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this one na joke?

i no know oooo
somebody tell me pls
 Grin

Posted: at 24-12-2010 03:00 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- shinapeters at 24-12-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago)
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@ skypon, e funny! i like it!
Posted: at 24-12-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 25-12-2010 05:04 AM (14 years ago)
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c sign lang.

Posted: at 25-12-2010 05:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 25-12-2010 10:42 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: shinapeters on 24-12-2010 03:05 PM
@ skypon, e funny! i like it!

ok, if u say so

na him be say ur meat na my poison

but the poison no go kill me ooooo, na protein be dat for my body
 Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-12-2010 10:42 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 25-12-2010 02:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 24-12-2010 03:00 PM
this one na joke?

i no know oooo
somebody tell me pls
 Grin
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U dey ask me?
anyway merry x'mas 2 u all
Posted: at 25-12-2010 02:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 25-12-2010 02:23 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 25-12-2010 02:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 26-12-2010 08:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: jeffrey4u on 25-12-2010 02:07 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 24-12-2010 03:00 PM
this one na joke?

i no know oooo
somebody tell me pls
 Grin
#

U dey ask me?
anyway merry x'mas 2 u all

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

same to u

Posted: at 26-12-2010 08:31 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 26-12-2010 09:23 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 26-12-2010 09:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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