Don't have any !!!

Date: 27-12-2010 4:06 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Olusegun Omodolapo
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- at 27-12-2010 04:06 PM (14 years ago)
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A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small notebooks?"

"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."

The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any mechanical pencils?"

"Nope, don't have that either," says the manager.

The woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks, "Do you have Doritos? Nachos?"

The manager shrugs, "Sorry."

"Hmmph. How about Chapstick?" says the woman.

"Nope. Don't have that."

"Well" the woman says, "If you don't have anything, why don't you close the store?"

The manager shrugs, "Can't. Don't have the key."

Posted: at 27-12-2010 04:06 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- monasea at 27-12-2010 04:45 PM (14 years ago)
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alright
Posted: at 27-12-2010 04:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shinapeters at 27-12-2010 11:55 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 27-12-2010 11:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- belogh at 28-12-2010 12:08 AM (14 years ago)
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please wise up......this is no joke
Posted: at 28-12-2010 12:08 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 28-12-2010 05:26 AM (14 years ago)
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not a joke at alllllll
boring joke
 Grin
Posted: at 28-12-2010 05:26 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- florish4love at 28-12-2010 10:07 AM (14 years ago)
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bored
Posted: at 28-12-2010 10:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 28-12-2010 03:40 PM (14 years ago)
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The poster need to be slapped
Posted: at 28-12-2010 03:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olumicheal at 28-12-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago)
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well but u can do better
Posted: at 28-12-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- florish4love at 28-12-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Bode i go help u slap am
Posted: at 28-12-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 28-12-2010 04:50 PM (14 years ago)
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u try  Cool
Posted: at 28-12-2010 04:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 28-12-2010 05:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 28-12-2010 04:49 PM
Bode i go help u slap am
Blessed are the voluteers, for they shall be volunteered for later... slap the poster 300 times abeg
Posted: at 28-12-2010 05:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 28-12-2010 06:25 PM (14 years ago)
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lolzzzz


hand don dey pain me

i no dey do again
na only five i still slap am lolz
Posted: at 28-12-2010 06:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 28-12-2010 09:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on 28-12-2010 03:40 PM
The poster need to be slapped

i get one carton of slap for my wardrobe oooo
make i bring am so that the poster go dey recieve am?
 Grin
Posted: at 28-12-2010 09:03 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 28-12-2010 09:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 28-12-2010 06:25 PM
lolzzzz


hand don dey pain me

i no dey do again
na only five i still slap am lolz


u don see free slap u dey run abi?

go continue the slap ooooo
huh
 Smiley
Posted: at 28-12-2010 09:04 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bodeniyi at 28-12-2010 09:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-12-2010 09:03 PM
Quote from: bodeniyi on 28-12-2010 03:40 PM
The poster need to be slapped

i get one carton of slap for my wardrobe oooo
make i bring am so that the poster go dey recieve am?
 Grin
carry am come abeg, na poster new year gift be that
Posted: at 28-12-2010 09:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 28-12-2010 09:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 28-12-2010 06:25 PM
lolzzzz


hand don dey pain me

i no dey do again
na only five i still slap am lolz

Lolz..U no hear wetin he tlk.."bLESSED r d volunteers, 4 dey shall b volunteerd 4 later"..lol...Meanin..Anytym U nid slap...Na me go volunteer b dat!!  Grin Grin
Lolz...D 5 don do ooooo...No exceed am Abeg..I no fit shout!
Posted: at 28-12-2010 09:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 28-12-2010 09:11 PM (14 years ago)
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But in my opinion..I think its quite funny..I smiled...No mind dem jhor Segun!!! Grin
Posted: at 28-12-2010 09:11 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 28-12-2010 09:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Lizzie need some new year slap wishes.... any volunteer in the house?
Posted: at 28-12-2010 09:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 28-12-2010 09:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Yawn n went back to sleep!!!
Posted: at 28-12-2010 09:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 28-12-2010 11:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on 28-12-2010 09:07 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-12-2010 09:03 PM
Quote from: bodeniyi on 28-12-2010 03:40 PM
The poster need to be slapped

i get one carton of slap for my wardrobe oooo
make i bring am so that the poster go dey recieve am?
 Grin
carry am come abeg, na poster new year gift be that

aaaaaaahhh
when i dey carr the slap come, i no know say i slap hide for back of the carton
na so him come land for my face ''gbosa'' i see seven stars plus 2 moon

but i go still bring am
Posted: at 28-12-2010 11:15 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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