lolz

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend.

"You see," he explained, "my wife's expecting."

"Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck."

The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: "My wife's expecting."
The Officer looked surprised.
"Still expecting?" he said, "Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the week-end off."

When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the officer lost his temper, "Don't tell me your wife is still expecting!" he bellowed.
"Yes sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She's still expecting."

"What in heaven is she expecting?" cried the officer.

"Me." said the soldier simply.

Mits.

Posted: at 28-12-2010 01:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

mtcheeeeeeeeeew

Posted: at 28-12-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

what da hell is this... waiting for you to come my home florish so we go finish wetin we start

Posted: at 28-12-2010 06:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

florish shey ur mess dey smell 4 ur heart?abi ur kidney dey expect ur liver?

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Posted: at 28-12-2010 07:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Terry all of the above

Posted: at 29-12-2010 10:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

MUAH 

I know say Toyosi and kris go dey jealous
make we go dey do the rest for inside the room

Posted: at 29-12-2010 06:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

haaaaaaa

hmmmmmmmmmmmm
yeeeeeeeee
teeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ssssssssskkkkkkkkkyyyyyyypppppppppppooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn
the two of una take am easy nah

Posted: at 31-12-2010 06:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

abeg
close ur eyes ooo
abi u too wan come do ur own

Posted: at 31-12-2010 06:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Happy new year to all of una oo

Posted: at 1-01-2011 06:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

same to u, bros

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Posted: at 2-01-2011 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero