JACK (age 3)
Was watching his Mom Bosom -feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two?
Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5)
Asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old
she didn't remember any more... Melanie said, 'If you don't remember
you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
BRITTANY (age 4)
Had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle.
Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and
she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked:
'How does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4)
Was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough..'
DJ (age 4)
Stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
CLINTON (age 5)
Was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked
what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen
with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
MARC (age 4)
Was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant.
Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
JAMES (age 4)
Was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:
'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city,
but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned,
James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget...
This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began,
with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.
Without you, we are but dust ...' He would have continued but at that moment
my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked
quite audibly in her shrill little four-year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL. IT IS YOUR TURN TO LAUGH JOYFULLY. AMEN
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